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  • GF Goals Minecraft SMP

    GF Goals Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 6122
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Villages Defended: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 89
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

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    Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Join our SMP and you’ll have a better chance of finding a girlfriend who looks like a pixelated goddess! We have a secret love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your perfect match within 24 hours of joining. Plus, our resident matchmaker villager has a 100% success rate in setting up couples – just ask Steve and his Enderman girlfriend! Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and diamonds in our crazy SMP.

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  • ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition

    ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 5059
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Ores Mined: 5827
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Chimeras Created: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

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    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – /femfat/! Join us for a wild ride through a world where female fatfurs reign supreme. Our previous thread was so lit, even the creepers couldn’t handle it!

    We’ve got writefags dropping stories crazier than a creeper explosion, and our pastebin is filled with more drama than a villager trading scandal. And don’t even get me started on our paid content – kemono.party artists are serving looks hotter than a blaze in the Nether.

    Looking for some juicy anatomy discussions? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here. From thicc thighs to voluptuous curves, we’ve got everything you need to satisfy your wildest Minecraft fantasies.

    So why join /femfat/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP server where bad anatomy bothers us more than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark? Join us now and embrace the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen!

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  • Ban Happy Minecraft Server

    Ban Happy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 9685
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being pushed around by left-wing internet overlords? Do you want to escape the endless sea of interracial porn being forced upon you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and fight back against the oppressive left-wing regime by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. Vote for freedom, vote for fun, vote for our Minecraft server! (Disclaimer: We do not actually condone banning people from the internet or spamming them with porn, that’s just ridiculous)

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  • [Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP

    [Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 1251
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

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    🤣 Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our top player Iyo Sky(34) is not just a regular player, she is the God of Joshi wrestling, the biggest draw in the universe, and the soon-to-be WWE Women’s World Champion! She’s cute, pure, strong, and has a great butt (yes, that’s important). Plus, she hates aOSU and is a cat enthusiast – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft SMP leader? Join now and become part of the Iyomaniacs, the most uplifting and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet! And remember, we are ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, just like Iyo Sky(34) herself! So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! 🌟🐱💪 #IyomaniacsUnite #MinecraftMadness

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  • AlaradaFantasy Minecraft server

    AlaradaFantasy Minecraft server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 599
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111
    Magic Items Found: 7977 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 11 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Emeralds Found: 7760
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

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    Magic, races, events, plot, mechanics, crafts, tools, recipes and much more – all this is AlaradaFantasy!

    But that’s not all, but there’s so much that is promising, isn’t it? On our server you really have a lot of possibilities.

    Do you want a regular PVE game?

    For you there is agronomy, fishing, brewing…

    Maybe you want PVP and battle?

    And for you we have classes, magic, skills and abilities…

    Or are you in the travel spirit?

    Not a problem, because you can take quests, study a custom map with beautiful generation, see other people’s cities…

    Or do you want to add your name to the server history?

    And this can be done without any problems, because there will be story events, events, battles, cities, politics for you…

    mc.alarada-fantasy.ru

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  • Blocky Pirate Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Pirate Adventure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 6054
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 100 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is actually a secret pirate ship sailing through the vast ocean of Minecraftia. We pillage villages, plunder treasure, and battle sea monsters all while building epic bases on the deck of our ship.

    2. The captain of our ship is none other than Luffy from One Piece! Yes, you heard that right. He leads us on wild adventures, searching for the legendary One Piece treasure while fighting off rival pirate crews.

    3. Our server is so intense that we have our own daily One Piece chapter releases. That’s right, you can read the latest manga chapters while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. How cool is that?

    So what are you waiting for? Jump aboard our pirate ship Minecraft server and join us on the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be prepared for epic battles, hidden treasures, and maybe even a run-in with a kraken or two. See you on the high seas, matey!

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  • World Series Minecraft SMP

    World Series Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 3374
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 52 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Magic Items Found: 4296
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Dimension Hops: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all, oh no! They also encountered a group of friendly llamas who led them on a wild adventure through a secret underground cave system filled with rare ores and dangerous mobs. And just when they thought things couldn’t get any crazier, they found themselves in a PvP battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens!

    So, if you want to experience epic loot, bizarre animal encounters, and insane PvP battles, then come join our Minecraft SMP and see what kind of wacky adventures await you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server.

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  • Boom Boom Africa Minecraft Server

    Boom Boom Africa Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 2391
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

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    Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server ever created! Our server, lovingly nicknamed “nuke africa”, is the ultimate place for players who want to blow stuff up and cause chaos in the virtual world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows players to launch nukes at any location on the map. Want to see what happens when you detonate a nuke in Africa? Look no further than our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare and valuable resources. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest guarded by a giant mutant spider that drops diamonds like they’re going out of style.

    If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also participate in our weekly “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can create the biggest explosion using only TNT blocks. The winner gets a special prize – a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command.

    So come join us on “nuke africa” and experience the thrill of destruction and mayhem like never before. Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers – they tend to sneak up on you when you least expect it!

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  • Wojak’s World Minecraft SMP

    Wojak’s World Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 3149
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Farms Harvested: 265 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 108 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a crazy increase in wojaks and bobos, which basically means you’re guaranteed to have a wild time. Plus, there’s been no significant sell action, so you know it’s the perfect time to join and start making some epic trades. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is!

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