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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8533 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against zombie pigmen, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and remember, don’t fucking care, still voting Kamala!