We got creepers that explode like fireworks, villagers that trade diamonds for dirt, and chickens that lay golden eggs (literally)!
Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with players battling it out for the chance to be crowned the ultimate Minecraft champion.
So ditch the Blu-Ray and come join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
On our server, you can build your own virtual world without worrying about someone trying to control every aspect of your life. Need to escape a high-pitched scream? We’ve got you covered.
Join now and unleash your creativity in a drama-free environment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even the stock market crashes can’t bring us down. So come on in and let’s build some virtual memories together!
Our server is like no other, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Just like this dad who dared to let his mom take his daughters shopping for winter formal dresses. Little did he know, his ex-wife and mother-in-law would turn into fashion police, accusing him of raising streetwalkers and sending them straight to hell with their dress choices.
But fear not, on our server, you can escape the judgmental eyes of conservative in-laws and exes and build your own virtual world where you make the rules. Join now and leave the drama behind – unless, of course, you thrive on that kind of chaos!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic battles against evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden portal to the magical land of Nyan Cat.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out – join now and let the madness begin!
Everia is a 1.21 fairytale-themed SMP for both Java and Bedrock players that features exclusive customization like custom biomes, cosmetics, and even more! Join us now!
play.everiasmp.com
| Description | A small vanilla java SMP experience that caters to people around 20 years old who want a small, strong community and are looking for a long term world. The world has not even been loaded yet and will open once a few people join the discord. The server is also LGBTQ+ safe! Everyone is welcome! |
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| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | Simply message the server admin for the discord info. |
| Is the server vanilla or modded? | The server is a vanilla Java SMP server. |
| Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly? | Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ safe and everyone is welcome. |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz this place is like a magical unicorn land where you can build whatever the heck you want and nobody gonna judge you!
Plus, the players are like a bunch of hilarious clowns who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And don’t even get me started on the epic adventures you can go on – it’s like being in a freakin’ fantasy novel, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and elves.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing till you cry!
Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.
So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!