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LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	8749
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	13

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	226
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Zombie Dances:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Potions Brewed:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Emeralds Found:	599	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Animals Bred:	58	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Enchantments Applied:	144	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7775	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

BlockBuster10/10

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?