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SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Animals Bred:	186	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1707	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crops Grown:	8020
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crops Grown:	1410
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Potions Brewed:	188
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	113
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

Advanced technology, cutting-edge technology, Finally, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming gear, Graphics Card, Happening, hardware upgrade, high performance, long awaited, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, nvidia, PC Gaming, powerful GPU, rtx 5090, smp, Technology, upcoming release, Upgrade

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	786

Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyWifeMC Server

birthday gift, birthday present, Book, christmas gift, Communication Issues, CraftyWifeMC, fabric bookmarks, gift giving, homemade bookmarks, homemade gift, homemade wife, income difference, Jerk, MONEY, Personal preferences, Preferences, scarf, Server, ungrateful, unwanted gift, Wife, wooden bookmarks

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!