Players: |
101/600 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: |
1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: |
1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: |
1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: |
4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: |
6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
3994 |
Titanic Battles Fought: |
22 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
4 |
Horror Stories Survived: |
4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: |
1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: |
38 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
0 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: |
4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
3 |
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so, like, this
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.