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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5145 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 314 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.
Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!
We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!
But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.