KANGZ Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BananaCraft: Unga Bunga Kangz n Sheeeeit LOL

animal communication, banana, bananacraft, BUNGA, comedic translation, Communication, confusion, funny, gibberish, humor, jungle sounds, KANGZ, language barrier, lol, monkey language, Sheeeeit, translation, Unga, Unga bunga, wolololololol, womba chomba, wuga buga

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Animals Bred:	166	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle full of crazy adventures and bananas! Join us if you want to hang out with the coolest kangz and chombas in town, and maybe even learn the ancient art of monkey speak. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the legendary wolololololol power! So come on, what are you waiting for? Unga bunga your way into our server today!

KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

African, Ancient, BLOCKZ, Civilization, Conquerors, Cultural, descendants, DYNASTY, EMPERORS, GREATNESS, heritage, History, KANGZ, Kings, KraftyKangz, Legacy, Monarchy, power, pride, QUEENS, Reign, Royalty, rule, rulers, Style

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Votes:	9906
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Censorship, censorship prevention, content moderation, cuck threads, Digital Ethics, filter, gay porn, innovation, internet, internet regulation, machine learning, Minecraft, online content, online filtering, online safety, PixelPunch, Politics, privacy, Server, Technology

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Animals Bred:	187
Mines Excavated:	3711	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a wild ride where AI filters out anything politics-related, cuck threads, and gay porn. Why? Because we believe in keeping things light, fun, and totally random!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary tale of the Blocky Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic beast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door!

FurryCraft Minecraft Server

all day, Furries, furry art, furry characters, furry community, furry fandom, furry lifestyle, Furrycraft, Gay, gay culture, gay identity, gay pride, gay relationships, goon, idk, LGBTQ, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, Lotsa bois, Minecraft, Online Community, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Secret Passages Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no one to goon to? Look no further, because our server is filled with lotsa bois ready to goon with you all day long! Whether you’re building epic structures or battling mobs, there’s always a squad of bois ready to join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame this elusive creature will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life. Will you be the one to claim the title of Chicken Whisperer?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaids who will trade rare items for your most useless junk. Who knew that trading with mermaids could be so profitable?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures with lotsa bois to goon to all day!

DiaryRage Minecraft Server

anger, anxiety, Boundaries, BPD, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Diary, DiaryRage, emotional expression, family, invasion of privacy, mental health, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, privacy, relationships, self-care, Server, storming out, Support, Therapy, Understanding, validation

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	New Chunks Explored:	198056
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from nosy family members invading your privacy? Join us and build your own secret hideout where no one can read your thoughts and feelings (unless you want them to, of course)!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and let off some steam without worrying about anyone snooping around your personal space. Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon while exploring our virtual world – maybe you’ll even find a magical diary that reveals all your deepest secrets to the entire server!

So leave the drama behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that understands the importance of boundaries (both in-game and IRL). Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to a drama-free zone together!

GF Needs No Fam Stay!

Accommodation, apartment stay, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional well being, Empathy, fam, family dynamics, family visit, mental health, ptsd, relationships, Respect, self-care, sleep needs, stay, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific needs? Look no further than our server, where we make sure every window is closed and locked, the bedroom door is secure, and the light is on with a fan and heated blanket ready to go. Need sound dampening curtains and a noise-free environment? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the ultimate in relaxation and safety. No loud noises, no unexpected disturbances – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. And if you ever have a nightmare, don’t worry – we’ll be there to reassure you that everything is okay.

Don’t risk staying with unreliable family members who can’t meet your needs. Come join us and avoid any sleepless nights or vomit-inducing nightmares. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CheerfulTunesMC Server

bittersweet songs, cheerful facade, cheerful songs, CheerfulTunesMC, contradictory songs, dark lyrics, dark themes, deceptive lyrics, deceptive music, deceptive songs, deceptive tunes, Emotional Music, happy sounding songs, hidden darkness, hidden meanings, ironic lyrics, ironic songs, melancholy tunes, misleading melodies, Music, sad lyrics, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a musical rollercoaster of emotions! Join us and discover which songs sound cheerful but actually have really dark lyrics – just like our hidden dungeons filled with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can belt out their favorite tunes while battling mobs. And rumor has it, if you can sing a dark song with enough emotion, you might just unlock a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare loot.

So come on, join us on this wild musical adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our twisted world of Minecraft madness!

MineLife: Live for Blocks!

aspirations, blocks, career, dreams, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, health, inspiration, Live, love, mental health, Minelife, motivation, Passion, personal growth, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, self improvement

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic survival modes and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, rumored to grant the eater unlimited powers (and a serious case of indigestion).

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions, where players must ride the feisty creatures through obstacle courses while dodging flying pigs and exploding creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s only talking sheep, who will regale you with tales of their wild adventures in the Nether and beyond. Just be warned, they have a tendency to ramble on about their favorite type of grass for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs reasons to live when you can have reasons to game on our insane server!

MammothRevival Minecraft Server

000-year-old, 28, ancient DNA, archaeology, cells, Cloning, Cryopreservation, De-Extinction, evolutionary biology, extinct species, fossil record, genetic engineering, ice age, mammoth, MammothRevival, Minecraft, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, reawaken, scientific discovery, scientists, Server, world news

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1090
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	176	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we bring back ancient mammoths from 28,000 years ago!! yea u heard dat right, we got scientists reawakening dem cells and now u can ride around on a freakin mammoth in minecraft!!

if dat aint enough to make u wanna join, we also got a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden traps. u gotta be sneaky and smart to survive down dere, but if u make it out alive, u’ll be rich beyond ur wildest dreams.

oh and did i mention we got a petting zoo with creepers and zombies? yea, u can tame dem and make dem ur loyal pets. imagine walking around wit a creeper by ur side, blowing up any haters dat come near u.

so what u waitin for? come join dis crazy minecraft server and experience da wildest adventures u’ve ever had in ur blocky life!!

RubleCraft: Bye Bye Dollar

Benchmark, bye, Chinese yuan, Currency, Dollar, economic policy, Economic shift, exchange rate, financial markets, foreign exchange, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, monetary policy, move away, Ruble, RubleCraft, russia, Russia-China relations, sanctions, Trade, US sanctions

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	2384	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where russia and china team up and adopt the chinese yuan-to-ruble as the exchange rate. why, you ask? well, because the US put sanctions on them and they were like, “nah, we don’t need the dollar anyway.”

on this server, you can trade in yuan and rubles, build epic russian and chinese-inspired builds, and even participate in crazy trade wars with other players. it’s like a whole new world, man.

plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the dollar-loving players and plan your ultimate takeover of the server. join now for a wild ride through international currency drama and minecraft madness!

KidAtHeartCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	263	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of adulting? Do you miss the good ol’ days of being a carefree kid? Well, come join our Minecraft server and relive your childhood dreams! We have unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that grant wishes, and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your inner child run wild! Just remember, age is just a number, but fun is forever on our Minecraft server!

GumCraft StrokeZone

cardiovascular health, cryptogenic ischemic stroke, dental care, dental health, dental hygiene, gum disease, gum health, GumCraft, ischemic stroke, oral health, oral hygiene, periodontal disease, periodontal health, risk factor, severe periodontitis, stroke causes, stroke prevention, stroke risk, stroke risk assessment, stroke risk factors, StrokeZone, unidentified risk factors

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Items Found:	4162	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just building ur lil house and mining ur lil diamonds and stuff, right? well, imagine if u could also prevent gum disease and strokes at the same time!! like, how crazy is that??

on this server, we got this magic potion that not only gives u superpowers in the game but also makes ur teeth sparkle like diamonds and keeps ur gums healthy af. so, like, u can be slaying zombies and creepers while also preventing gum disease. like, who else can say that??

and get this, if u join our server, u get a chance to win a trip to the moon in real life!! yeah, u heard me right. we got this secret warp portal that takes u straight to the moon where u can mine moon rocks and build a moon base. it’s outta this world, literally!!

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, prevent gum disease, and win a trip to the moon, then u gotta join our server ASAP. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!!