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DepressCraft – Let’s Mine Away the Blues!

anxiety, Blues, coping mechanisms, DepressCraft, depression, Despair, emotional pain, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Lets, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, negative thoughts, overwhelming emotions, Sadness, seeking help, self esteem, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy, triggers

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Are creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Is your diamond armor constantly getting stolen by pesky players? Well, fear not because on our server, all your Minecraft dreams will come true! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only thing that will make you feel depressed is when you run out of cake! So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind as you embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

ukraine regains ground in kharkiv minecraft server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, ground, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Political unrest, regains, Russian army, Russian troops, Server, Surrender, territorial gains, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Items Found:	1838
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine regains ground in kharkiv as dozens of russian troops ‘surrender’!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got more action than a creeper explosion, more drama than a villager trade gone wrong, and more chaos than a nether portal in the overworld 😂

our players are tougher than diamond armor, crazier than a chicken riding a pig, and funnier than a zombie trying to do stand-up comedy 🤪

join us now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the multiverse! 🌍🎮🚀

bowelbreakersMC

arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwide

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8658	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

4ging2productiveconvos, Accessibility options, April Fools’ Day events, Bigotry, Forging, illegal content, Minecraf, Misinformation, Moderator Advocate, Moderator Code of Conduct, Moderator Roadshows, Open Letter, reddit, Reddit API, Reddit Secret Santa, Remember the human, Return to Productive Conversation, Server, showerthoughts, Spam reduction, user agreement, Volunteer moderators, Washington Post

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6294
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official twitter, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, tutorial, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, Yinlin

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil mobs, and wake up the world with your heroic deeds. Our server is so awesome, even the Resonators Jiyan and Yinlin can’t get enough of it!

But wait, there’s more! Redeem the code WUTHERINGGIFT after beating the Crownless in the tutorial to unlock exclusive emotes that will make your friends list jealous. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the wacky adventures begin! Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen – from riding pigs into battle to building a house out of diamond blocks. Join now and let the chaos ensue!

ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5086	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1275	Emeralds Found:	6899
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Votes:	9092	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Hear, KIND, Men, Minecraft, often, Positive, praise, recognition, reddit, self esteem, Server, Support, validation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

appealing, cat lovers, cat owners, Catnip, Cats, Companionship, cuddly, feline friends, furballs, independent, litter box, long tail tags, meow, meowcraft, Mysterious, Pets, playful, Purrfect, purring, reddit, scratching posts, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	223
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6134
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!