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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6161 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 462 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Imagine a world where all the characters are super hot but also have some weird physical flaw. It’s like a brothel but in Minecraft, dude.
You’ll never get bored because you’ll be too busy staring at all the baby-faced characters with their under-endowed bodies. It’s like a trainwreck you can’t look away from, but in a good way!
Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and your sense of reality, because you’re gonna need both on this server, bro!