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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3293 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2156 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.