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Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, anonymous users, attraction, body image, Confidence, DATING, Enchanted, Femanons, height discrimination, height preferences, Insecurities, love, Masculinity, online forums, Opinions, partner preferences, PIXEL, Realm, relationships, self esteem, short men, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Lol, bro, forget about femanons, on this Minecraft server, we only date 5’4″ guys! Why? Because we believe in equality for all heights, even in blocky pixel form. Join us and experience the love and acceptance of being a shorter Minecraft player. Plus, our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Come join us and embrace your inner short king in the world of Minecraft!

ElonCraft: Rasputin Reimagined

billionaire, charismatic leader, controversial figure, cult of personality, disruptor., eccentric, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, influence, innovation, inventor, modern day, present day, rasputin, Reimagined, spacex, SpaceX CEO, Technology, tesla, Tesla founder, Visionary

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Elon Musk is not just a tech billionaire, but also a modern-day Rasputin! Join us as we explore the wild and wacky world of Musktopia, where rockets are powered by sheer willpower and flamethrowers are the weapon of choice against creepers.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a Tesla Cybertruck through the Nether? Or watch Elon Musk battle it out with Herobrine in an epic showdown for control of the server? Well, look no further because anything is possible in this crazy, Musk-filled world.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Elon Musk riding a unicorn while launching a SpaceX rocket into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this one-of-a-kind server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of rocket fuel).

Dracon Earth

Cross-Play, Earth, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Dracon Earth is an Earth-themed Minecraft Survival server where the map faithfully reflects the real world geography. Players can build their own cities, form nations and fight for global dominance. With a mix of politics, economics and war, Dracon Earth offers a unique and immersive experience for all adventurers.

5.9.123.60

PokeCraft

1.16.5, BUILD, Community, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokecraft, pokemon, PvE, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

1.16.5 Pixelmon server come join us today and conquor the pokemon world, we look forward to seeing you all join and build your very own standing in our community.

173.240.154.37

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	New Chunks Explored:	811579
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Animals Bred:	48
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7331

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bylka.nightpvp.ru

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Towns Built:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Votes:	5807
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	5185	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!