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Christ is KingCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Emeralds Found:	6251	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Why should you join? Because we have unicorns flying around and leprechauns dancing in the streets! Our server is so magical, even Santa Claus comes to visit all year round!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against zombie llamas with watermelon swords! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden diamond disco party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GyaruCraft: High School Boys Gone Wild #3

Boys, chapter 3, comedy, Danshi koukousei, Gal Gohan, Gender Identity, gender swap, gender transformation, Gender-Bender, Gyaru, GyaruCraft, HIGH, high school boy, high school life, japanese manga, Manga, manga series, Marii Taiyou, raws, romance, School, school life, Shoujo, Wild

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Emeralds Found:	6517
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the craziest adventures await you! Imagine this: you’re just a regular high school boy, minding your own business, when suddenly you get gender-swapped into a Gyaru! Yes, you heard that right. Now you can strut your stuff in the latest fashion trends while building epic structures in our world.

But that’s not all! In Chapter 3 of our server, you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie cheerleaders and skeleton jocks who are out to steal your lunch money. Don’t worry, though, because our admin team is always there to lend a hand and make sure you have the best time possible.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a creeper!

SassyCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6501	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	215
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD tales of this fantastical realm.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride on the back of a FLYING PIG while battling a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords that shoot RAINBOW LASERS. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that every player gets a pet DANCING CREEPER that knows how to bust a move like no other?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive DIAMOND-BREATHING DRAGON that guards a treasure trove of ENDLESS DIAMONDS. And if you manage to defeat this mighty beast, you will be granted the power of UNLIMITED TNT to wreak havoc on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd becomes reality. Just remember to use the code 05016ae381a59e4135c38ed28758b1b88424406808758f825c68aa4fabff7b403f to unlock all the CRAZINESS that awaits you!

Crafty Old Farts – Where Age is Just a Number!

27 year old, age, aging, aging gracefully, almost 30, approaching 30s, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday countdown, Crafty, death sentence, denmark, farts, getting closer, getting older, getting wiser, growing older, Life Changes, life events, milestone, number, turning 27, two months away, upcoming birthday

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs and adventures!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon has been known to host tea parties in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted toilet hidden deep in the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. And if you manage to tame a pig riding a chicken, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ChuubaCraft: Where karaoke starts fashionably late!

3D Lives, Binge, ChuubaCraft, Chuubas, digital content, fan community, Fashionably, idol culture, Karaoke, Late, late night, Livestream, missed out, online entertainment, online events, otaku lifestyle, starts.., streaming culture, virtual concert, Virtual idol, virtual performance, virtual reality, Vodka, weekend

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with the most EPIC karaoke and 3D Live performances in the virtual world!

Forget about missing out on your favorite chuubas’ streams because on our server, you can join in on the fun anytime you want. And the best part? You can do it all while getting drunk on virtual vodka!

So come join us and let’s get WASTED together while watching some INSANE karaoke performances that will blow your mind!

Chinacraft: Where Creepers Bow Down to the Great Wall

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crops Grown:	1911	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape to a land that’s better than China! Why settle for just food, culture, and infrastructure when you can have it all in our virtual world?

Imagine playing Minecraft and getting inspired to move to China because of a game like Genshin Impact. The CCP here actually protects its players and fights off any corruption in the game. You can afford to build your dream family home, get virtual medical care, and so much more.

Forget about the poor, corrupt, degenerate West – join our server where you can enjoy a decent virtual meal at a Chinese-owned restaurant like “Panda Express” every day. We’ll help you unbrainwash yourself from all the negative propaganda about China.

The only downside? Winnie the Pooh is banned in our server, but don’t worry, there are plenty of other fun characters to hang out with. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other! Build your dreams, one block at a time!

CreeperCrawlCraft: “What about the crawling men? LOL”

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Star Shards Collected:	111
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the crawling men roam free! But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show you their dance moves.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in the shape of unicorns.

But the real reason to join our server? The crawling men, of course! Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking the secret of the enchanted toilet that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover the mystery of the crawling men! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers. They’re known to break out into the Macarena at any moment.

ChunkyCraft

1. weight gain, Binge Eating, body image, ChunkyCraft, emotional eating 2. overeating, emotional well being, mental health, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance 4. body positivity, self-care 3. obesity, self-perception, unhealthy eating, unhealthy habits, weight management, wellness journey

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle against creeper armies while wearing a unicorn onesie!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds while being chased by a giant chicken that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you the secret dance moves that will make all the other players jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Crafty Pandemic Pals: Minecraft Server of Conspiracy Theories

America, China, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, coronavirus, Crafty, CURSE, Disinformation, fake news, global crisis, god Saturn, magic spells, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, PALS, pandemic, political agenda, Propaganda, public health, Sacrifices, Server, sorcery, theories, virus origin, witchcraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3057	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Enchantments Applied:	123	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the madness of the real world, like China’s crazy conspiracy theories! Join us and survive against the evil sorcery of the coronavirus created by Chinese witches.

Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the dark magic spells cast by our evil enemies. Gather resources and team up with other players to defeat the cursed creatures summoned by the god Saturn himself.

But beware, the Chinese witches are always watching, ready to strike with their mystical powers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this magical realm and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those sorcerers who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

Blocky Booty – Creeper Love Shack

blocky, BOOTY, catbox, creeper, Fu-x-x-ko, hololive, horny thread, image maker, Iwara aggregator, KanaNote, Koikatsu Card, Koikatsu Database, Litterbox, love, mmd, Sex with Suisei Edition, Shack, Suianon, twitter widget, video maker, Vtuber

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with insane builds that will make your jaw drop and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the limit.

Join us for a chance to ride a unicorn into battle, fight off zombie llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to boogie. Our community is filled with colorful characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where you can find rare loot and hidden portals to alternate dimensions. Who knows what wonders await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the weirdest, wildest, and wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!