KanagyLoux Minecraft Servers

KanagyLoux Minecraft Servers

  • ”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

    ”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 909
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Star Shards Collected: 106 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Runes Activated: 7

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

    So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

    BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 1986
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Farms Harvested: 646 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

    F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 4769
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Potions Brewed: 136
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

    So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft Minecraft Server

    KurskCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 5120
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Alien Abductions: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Magic Items Found: 8130
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9971 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Redstone Revolution

    Redstone Revolution
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 3534
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Zombie Dances: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 283 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DebiasCraft: The Science Server

    DebiasCraft: The Science Server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 9675
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?

    Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 5892
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 35
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of insanity!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. We’ve got exploding chickens, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a squad of dancing skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Remember, insanity is just a block away!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomCraft16: No Takebacks

    MomCraft16: No Takebacks
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 7315
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 2626
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Villages Defended: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 99
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Chimeras Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten child in your family? Do you want a place where you can finally feel appreciated and loved? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world where parents actually acknowledge your existence and don’t play favorites with your siblings. Our server is a safe haven for all the neglected children out there who just want a little bit of attention.

    Forget about expensive gifts and lavish outings with your sisters, on our server, YOU are the star! No more being left out of family photos or feeling like the odd one out. Here, you will be treated like the precious gem that you are.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a new family where you are truly valued and appreciated. Who needs a mother’s locket with only your sisters’ photos when you can have a whole community that adores you? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one neglected child at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBreakersAnonymous

    BlockBreakersAnonymous
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 2831
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Zombie Dances: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8407 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2904 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 479

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being cheated on in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and never worry about being cheated on again! Our server is so secure, even your virtual partner won’t be able to cheat on you.

    Picture this: you’re building a beautiful house with your virtual partner, when suddenly you catch them flirting with another player. But fear not, on our server, you can simply kick them out of your house and build a giant wall around them so they can never escape. Cheating problem solved!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic virtual battles where you can take out all your anger and frustration on other players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

    So come join our server today and say goodbye to being cheated on in real life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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