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DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

add-ons, alterations, changes, Customization, Enhancements, Game, gameplay, improve, IMPROVEMENTS, madness, Minecraft, modifications, Mods, Modtastic, Overrated, Tweaks, Upgrades, Vanilla, video game

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Emeralds Found:	3154
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

Apocalypse, Conflict, Crafty, DECLARATION, distraction, Faggots, fear-mongering, global crisis, iran, Israel, j lo, Media, Minecraft, nukes, Politics, Propaganda, Server, speculation, Ultimate, uncertainty, War, world events, WWIII

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	131
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

1. MakingFriendsOnline, 10. FriendMakingStruggles, 11. DiscordIssues, 12. OnlineGaming, 13. ToxicServers, 14. OnlineSocializing, 15. InternetResentment, 16. ModernInternet, 17. OnlineFriendshipFailures, 18. DiscordDrama, 19. OnlineFriendSearch, 2. DiscordStruggles, 20. InternetDoom, 3. OnlineFriendships, 4. Frustration, 5. SocializingOnline, 6. AutisticChallenges, 7. InternetHate, 8. FindingConnections, 9. OnlineCommunity, Crafty, Friends, making, ONLINE

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ores Mined:	747
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6570
Dimension Hops:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

30 Years, Abilities, Adventures, akuma no mi, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, determination, devil fruit, Edition, Fruit, Manga, Mystery, one piece, Origins, Piece, Pirates, Powers, shonen jump, speculation, speculation trail., Supernatural, theory, time to end it, ultimate thread

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

1. Smell, aroma, Arousal 5. Sensory, Asshole, CREEPERS, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, farts, Imagery, INTIMATE, Legendary, Naughty, Provocative, scent, Sensation, Sensation 2. Scent, Sensory, Sensual 4. Fantasy, SmellCraft, taboo, Taboo 3. Aroma

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

1. Whorenene, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assistant, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, Brainstorming, collaboration, Communication, creativity, efficient, Generate, Helpful, Innovative, inspiration, list, long trail tags, productivity, tags, Technology, Unique, Whorenene

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ores Mined:	7956
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
New Chunks Explored:	88412	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

anguish, blocky, Blunders, coping mechanisms, cry for help, Darkness, death, depression, Despair, Edition, emotional pain, Inner Demons, kill, Kill me, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self harm, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Therapy, Torment

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	3233	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

America’s Navy, Americas, brave, captain, courage, Crafting, Duty, Excellence, freedom, Honor, leadership, Military, Navy, patriotism, Protection, Proud, sacrifice, Say something nice, service, strength, Support, tradition, united states

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1267
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

AwkwardCraft, Communication Issues, coworker, Crush, depression, diamonds, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, internal conflict, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental anguish, mental health, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-doubt, self-hatred, social anxiety, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Talk

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!