Kamala Bros Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP

BETRAYAL, confusion, crush him by 10 points, Deception, Disappointment, disbelief, doubt, election aftermath, Frustration, Kamala Bros, lie, OH GOD, OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP, political upset, polls moving in our favor, Questioning, shock, unexpected results, What’s happening

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Votes:	5897	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a whole lot of chaos.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn near us. We once had a creeper try to join our faction, but he couldn’t handle our level of insanity and blew himself up instead.

We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, but good luck finding them because we keep moving them around just for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP tournaments. We once had a player try to challenge us to a duel, but we showed up with enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon. Needless to say, he never stood a chance.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us now! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, nothing is ever as it seems.

ExHubbyNoVacay Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Commitment, Communication, cruise vacation, Divorce, emotional affair, ExHubbyNoVacay, family vacation, healing, marriage proposal, Minecraft, open marriage, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, second chance, self-care, Server, single parenting, trust issues, work-life balance

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2314	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex-husband’s emotional affair? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

We offer a unique experience where you can open up your Minecraft world just like John wanted to open up his marriage. Who needs monogamy when you can have multiple bases and alliances in the game?

Reconnect with old friends (or enemies) on our server and see if you can build something new together, just like this 37F did with her ex-husband. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up getting back together in the game and building a virtual family.

But beware, just like in real life, things can get heated on our server. From accusations of not having enough time for your Minecraft partner to heated discussions about moving in together, you’ll experience it all.

So join our Minecraft server now and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

HubbyCheckBeforePlans

abusive behavior, baby, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, control, Double-checking, Exclusivity, friendship, HubbyCheckBeforePlans, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, Motherhood, parenting, partner, Plans, relationships, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	231
Holy Grails Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where checking in with your husband is not only encouraged, it’s a requirement! Why? Because we believe in the power of communication and making sure your loved ones know where you are at all times, just like in real life!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, but make sure to always inform your husband before embarking on any quests. Who knows, he might even join in on the fun and bring snacks for everyone!

Forget about creepy friends who don’t understand the importance of letting your partner know your every move. Here, we support healthy relationships and making sure no one gets lost in a ditch while exploring the virtual world.

So come on, join our server and show Amy that checking in with your husband is not only normal, it’s essential for a happy and safe gaming experience. Plus, who wouldn’t want a friend who brings snacks and always has your back? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together!

NoSecondDate Minecraft Server

awkward moments, bad date, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating mistakes, dating red flags, dating stories, dating tips, deal breakers, first date, first impressions, Minecraft, NoSecondDate, red flags, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, second date, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring first dates that end in awkward goodbyes and no second date in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love and adventure!

Picture this: you and your date are exploring the vast world of our server, mining diamonds and building epic structures together. But then, out of nowhere, a group of creepers ambush you both and you have to work together to survive. The adrenaline rush of narrowly escaping death will bond you two like never before.

Or how about this scenario: you and your date stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot, but before you can celebrate, a horde of zombies appears. You both fight bravely, back to back, until the sun rises and the zombies are defeated. The sense of accomplishment will make you realize that this person is a keeper.

So why settle for boring first dates when you can have unforgettable adventures on our Minecraft server? Join now and find your player two!

BlockyPopCherryGone

BlockyPopCherryGone, emotional, Experience, first time, growth, History, Impact, Intimacy, Journey, life changing, love, Memories, partner, past, Personal, Reflection, relationships, sex, Significant, Story, VIRGINITY

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	198
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	4278
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Ever wondered what happened to the person who took your Minecraft virginity? Well, on our server, they’re probably building a castle made entirely out of obsidian and diamond blocks, just to flex on everyone else. And who knows, maybe you’ll run into them and have a hilarious reunion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

PainfulPupzMC

Animal Behavior, Awareness, Communication, dental care, discomfort, discomfort indicators, Dogs, Empathy, Expressions, nonverbal communication, Observation, oral health, Pain, PainfulPupzMC, pet care, pet health, pet owners, Signals, signs of pain, teeth, veterinary

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

join our epic minecraft server and you will never have to worry about your dog’s teeth again! our server is equipped with a special feature that allows your in-game dog to communicate with you through a series of barks and growls, indicating when their teeth are hurting them.

not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground world filled with talking chickens who will give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but beware, these chickens are not to be trusted and may lead you into dangerous traps set by evil pigs who are trying to take over the server.

if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of minecraft, then join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

SkinnyCraft: Where Diets Don’t Rule!

athletes, athletic performance, body composition, Caloric Intake, Competition, dieting, diets, dont, Endurance, ENERGY, Female Athletes, FITNESS, health, immune system, metabolism, nutrition, Performance, rule, SkinnyCraft, sports, study, Training, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1195
Towns Built:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s like the ultimate weight loss challenge for gamers! we make u play so much that u forget to eat, and boom, u lose weight without even trying! it’s like, the most intense workout ever, but with blocks and zombies and stuff. plus, our players are so hardcore that their immune systems are like, super strong from all the gaming. so come join us and get fit while building epic castles and battling monsters! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

SSMP: Where Vanilla means no vanilla, griefers get rekt, and white lists are just for laundry

Active, bedrock connections, Builds, Economy, gravity, Griefers, ip address, large-scale, Laundry, Limits, lists, Means, multiplayer, Plugins, PORT, Rail, Redstone, rekt, rules, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, Spawn, SSMP, string dupe, Survival, Tnt, Vanilla, White, world border

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
/sethome
/spawn
rare head drops
physical and active economy
gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted
world border of 128K

SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules. This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins.

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I set multiple homes?	Yes, you can set multiple homes using the /sethome command.
Are there any restrictions on building?	As long as you follow our simple rules, you are free to build without limitations.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	No, we do not allow PvP on our server to promote a friendly and cooperative gameplay environment.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join us on the server!

TsundereCraft Server

Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, EtudePillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Other small corpos, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Server, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Sonyverse, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, TsundereCraft, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Wool, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Divegrass team: We have a team of players who are so skilled, they can play Minecraft underwater while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. It’s like soccer, but with more drowning!

– Former Tsunderia Members: We’ve got a whole crew of ex-Tsunderia members who are ready to take on any challenge in Minecraft. From a stinky NEET fox to a golden-voiced mayor, our server is full of characters you won’t find anywhere else.

– Insomniac head popper and music dork: Ever seen someone pop their head off in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Plus, this player is a total music dork, so get ready for some sick beats while you mine and craft.

– Itsy bitsy spider mom and certified retro hag: Who wouldn’t want to play Minecraft with a spider mom? She’s got eight legs and a heart of gold, ready to take on any adventure with her retro hag vibes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and epic gameplay of your life!

”CraftWarz Minecraft Server”

#1d6chan, CraftWarz, dynasties, Dynasty system, Franchise, Hotfix 5.1.1, map expansion, Mesopotamia, Minecraft, Older Titles, Pharaoh.., Previous thread, release date, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, Tactics, total war, Total War General, total war warhammer, Ulthuan under siege, Warhammer III

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine Ulthuan under siege, with dragons flying overhead and epic battles raging on every corner. Join us for a chance to be a hero and defend the realm against all odds!

But that’s not all, we also have a special feature where you can roll charts like a true Total War: Warhammer player. Will you get a powerful unit or a hilarious mishap? The only way to find out is to join us!

And if you’re a fan of Total War: Pharaoh, we’ve got you covered too. Dive into the world of ancient Egypt, build your dynasty, and conquer the lands with the power of the gods on your side. Release Date confirmed July 25th, so mark your calendars and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

But wait, there’s more! Explore Mesopotamia in our map expansion trailer, witness the power of new royal traditions, and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Total War: PHARAOH is waiting for you to conquer, so don’t miss out on the action!

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination. See you on the battlefield, brave warriors!

DutchSplit Minecraft Server

aita, career, Communication, Dinner, DutchSplit, ENTITLEMENT, Established, Expectations, funds, Generosity, going Dutch, lost job, Minecraft, Pay, Server, siblings in law, split the bill

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Enchantments Applied:	285	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of always being the one to foot the bill in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we believe in fair and equal payment for all!

Just like in this wild story, where one player always paid for dinner until they decided enough was enough, we believe in splitting the bill evenly. No more feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the whole server on your shoulders!

So come join us and experience the thrill of actually paying for your own share. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just make sure they’re willing to go Dutch too!