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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3423 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1925 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!
