Kaliningrad Oblast Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KaliningradKaboomCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8614	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 100 nuclear warheads stored in Kaliningrad Oblast! Polish FM is shooketh by our power, but we just wanna blow stuff up in the game, not in real life, okay? join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just make sure to wear your radiation suit! #minecraftmadness #nuclearnonsense

Euro Jealousy Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Europe and its lackluster culture and politics? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate American experience! We’ve got red, white, and blue blocks for days, fireworks displays every hour on the hour, and our national anthem playing on a loop in the background. Plus, rumor has it that George Washington himself will log on to challenge players to a build-off! So come on down and show those Europeans who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

/180/ 2025 Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier & Draw Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Magic Items Found:	6290
Dimension Hops:	9	Animals Bred:	165

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! We’re bringing the world of darts to Minecraft!

Compete against other PDC Tour Card Holders for a chance to secure a spot in the 2024/25 Paddy Power World Darts Championship…in Minecraft! Four lucky players will get the chance to show off their virtual dart-throwing skills on the biggest stage in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! We’ll have full coverage of the qualifier on our DartConnect page, because who needs real sports when you can watch Minecraft darts instead? The draw will be held on Sky Sports News…Minecraft edition, of course.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Dom Taylor get replaced by Robert Owen in the field of a virtual darts championship? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around! Join now and let the virtual darts madness begin!

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, bugmen, bully seaniggers, coalition unit, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, news events, PIXEL, PNC Resources, pre-register, Princesses, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t need no stinkin’ names because we’re too busy crafting outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID, because who needs Facebook or Google when you can have a Sunborn ID? It’s like the VIP pass to the coolest club in town.

Our guides are so lit, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather. Check out our Beginner’s FAQ and Emulator guides before asking questions, because we’ve got all the answers you need.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material, where you’ll discover tales so wild, they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little lizard.

And don’t even get us started on our news and events. From new Re-Supply Gachas to epic Coalition Units, we’ve got it all. Plus, upcoming releases that will make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Pre-register now and join the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. And remember, it’s not just about building and mining, it’s about bullying seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and let’s get crafting!

Crafty Scam Warning: Aleph Zero (Azero) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Look no further than Aleph Zero (Azero)! Sure, we may have a reputation for scamming polaks, but that just adds to the excitement! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, drama, and questionable ethics. Who needs a stable economy when you can have chaos and uncertainty? Plus, our discord bans are like a badge of honor – wear them with pride! So come on, join us at Aleph Zero (Azero) for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

PermaNEET Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of being a permaNEET in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual NEET superstar! No one will judge you for being lazy here – in fact, we encourage it! Build your dream NEET palace, complete with a never-ending supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos. Who needs a job when you can be the king of your own virtual world? Join now and say goodbye to the real world forever!

Better Apocalypse Now Than The Godfathers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crops Grown:	3756
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the apocalypse on steroids! Forget about the Godfathers, we’ve got drama, chaos, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutant creepers, zombie pigmen, and killer rabbits. Our community is like a dysfunctional family where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where we ride pigs off cliffs for fun. Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see why apocalypse now is definitely better than the Godfathers.

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ores Mined:	3633	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we encourage all players to let their girlfriends start anonymous OnlyFans accounts to make some extra diamonds! Who needs strip mining when you can just strip for diamonds instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a top subscriber, so you never know who might be watching! Join now for a wild and scandalous adventure unlike any other!

Lelouch vi Britannia Minecraft SMP Commander

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, throw it back with our crazy SMP where anything goes! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Sheep Whisperer and Sally the Ender Dragon Tamer. So why wait? Join us and throw it back to the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Silesian’s Coal Mine Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Magic Items Found:	7399	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137

Are you tired of spending your days toiling away in a boring coal mine? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can spend your hard-earned coal money in our fabulous shopping malls located right next to our coal-powered power plants! Who needs diamonds when you can have coal-powered bling, amirite? Join us on Sovl and live your best coal-filled life! Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to steal your coal stash, they’re always causing trouble around here.

Based Nazi Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	4272
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is run by the most based Nazi you’ll ever meet in Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our fearless leader will guide you through the world of Minecraft like no other, with his unique blend of humor, creativity, and a touch of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of evil llamas. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with our based Nazi in charge, anything can happen!