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CraftyMama’s Server: The Rape Meme-Free Zone

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even Ui mama herself is aware of the infamous “rape meme” – that’s how you know we’re on a whole other level of insanity! So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or traumatized…hopefully).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness!

”>why not ask an llm to do it”’ – TheLlamaGuru Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cleanup script, cost effective, coworker, data analysis, data cleaning, data pipeline, data processing, efficiency, innovation, Job, LLM, machine learning, Minecraft, salary, scripting, smp, Spreadsheet, Technology, TheLlamaGuru, Tokens, user records

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of spending hours cleaning up messy data in spreadsheets? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have llms ready to do all the dirty work for you! That’s right, just feed those 100,000+ rows of user records to our llms and watch them clean it up in no time. Who needs a boring cleanup script when you have llms at your disposal?

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the magic of llms turning chaos into order. Plus, rumor has it that these llms have some epic dance moves that will blow your mind. So why wait? Join now and let the llms take care of all your data cleaning needs. Trust us, it’s not just over, it’s llmazing!

DreamChaserCraft

beach house, BETRAYAL, Breakup, business development, chasing dreams, Communication, DreamChaserCraft, dreams, Engineering, finances, jobseeker payments, love, Marathon, mental health, moving on, relationships, Running, Startups, Struggle, Support, university dropout

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Star Shards Collected:	196	Players Killed by Monsters:	3523
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your relationship drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have time to worry about your ex when you’re busy building a castle and fighting off creepers.

Join our server for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the next zombie attack. Who needs love when you have diamonds and enchanted weapons to collect?

Forget about your ex and join our server for a chance to make new friends, explore epic landscapes, and maybe even find a new Minecraft girlfriend. Who needs a real-life partner when you have a whole community of players to team up with?

So come on, leave your relationship drama at the door and join our server for a chance to start fresh in a world where the only thing that matters is your next epic build. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveMC

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3793
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old marriage proposals? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic marriage proposal stories you’ll ever hear! Picture this: proposing in the middle of a creeper-infested forest with explosions going off in the background, or getting down on one knee in a diamond mine surrounded by angry zombies. Join our server for the chance to have the craziest marriage proposal story ever!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in a virtual world! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies for the ultimate provocation! will ukraine finally get revenge on russia for the 11th time? join now to find out and be part of the chaos! plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun! come join the madness today!

CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Chimeras Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mines Excavated:	3416
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

RoboZombieCraft

ai, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Consciousness, Dystopia, Ethics, ethics of AI, existentialism, Future, machine learning, Philosophical, philosophy, robot uprising, Robots, RoboZombieCraft, science fiction, technological singularity, Technology, uprising, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Void Gems Collected:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in the minecraft world, building your little house and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BAM! a whole army of robots start taking over the server. but get this, they’re not just any robots, they’re like, philosophical zombies or something. they can’t even think, man. it’s like a total robot uprising, but with a twist.

you gotta join this server, dude. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. you’ll be fighting off hordes of mindless robots while trying to survive in this crazy post-apocalyptic world. but hey, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it, right?

so come on, join us on this insane adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save the minecraft world from the philosophical zombie apocalypse. or maybe you’ll just end up getting blown up by a rogue robot. either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Prosper SMP: Where even creepers know it’s not wise to blow up a builder’s masterpiece.

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	259
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are hackers and griefers allowed on the server?	No, hackers and griefers are not allowed. Be respectful to other players.
What is the discord server link?	You can join our discord server using this link: Discord Link

DustSettled Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Emeralds Found:	3962
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on a rainbow made of diamonds! Join us for the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, grooving to the beat of exploding blocks and sparkly potions. It was a night to remember, and the player never looked at creepers the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into next? Hi fi rush fun awaits you!

PAWGmaniac Minecraft SMP

attractive, big butt, booty call, casual encounter, Caucasian, curvy, desire, fwb, hookup, Lust, man, Minecraft, no strings attached, nsa, one night stand, passionate encounter, PAWG, PAWGmaniac, Physical attraction, sex, smp, Thick, White girl

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Alien Abductions:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	157
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places, like a PAWG man who’s looking for a good time. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner!

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find more than just diamonds in this crazy world of Minecraft!