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LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

activism, Ban, civil rights, controversy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, georgia, Georgia news, HUMAN RIGHTS, Land, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Parliament, Politics, Propaganda, protest, Server, Social Issues, Vote

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Items Found:	5937	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

PagingDisasterMC

Beirut, CASUALTIES, Crisis, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, health officials, Hospital, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, medical assistance, MIDDLE EAST, News, pagers, PagingDisasterMC, Tragedy, Trauma, Updates

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

adaptation, anthropology, Evolution, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, Genus, homo sapiens, Human Behavior, human civilization, human culture, human development, human evolution, human history, human intelligence, human society, human species, humans, last of our genus, Minecraft, modern humans, species extinction, successful species, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	95	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Villages Defended:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

brush strokes, conclusions, hidden turbulence, Minecraft, night, Physicists, SCALING, scientists, Server, Starry, starry night, Turbulence, van Gogh

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	238	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	13

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

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🌟 Join the “Underwhelming Revolution SMP” and prepare for slightly above average Minecraft adventures! 🌟

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	460	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

New Update 1.21 Features
Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, and more!

Why Choose Us?
Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC)
Launch Minecraft. Click “Multiplayer.” Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)
In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab. Click “Add Friend.” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive). Click “Add Friend.” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join! Or In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab. Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627. Click “Save” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

Or

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server

aspergers, belief in the paranormal, Crafters, Fortean Times, high functioning retardation, horror films, intelligence, magazine enthusiast, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Obsessive, OCD, Paranormal, reading magazines, retro gamer, schizophrenia, scream, Server, Smart, special interests, supernatural experiences, video games, writing prose

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ores Mined:	8964	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).

Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

> Just 2 More Weeks Until We Get AGI… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3216	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Enchantments Applied:	76	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Animals Bred:	186	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, rumor has it that in just 2 short weeks, we’ll be getting our hands on some top-secret AGI technology. What’s AGI, you ask? Oh, just some super advanced artificial intelligence that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Imagine having a robot companion to mine for you while you sit back and sip on a virtual margarita. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed its majesty swear it’s real. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our zany Minecraft SMP today and prepare for an adventure like no other. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

CookedDishCraft Minecraft Server

APPRECIATIVE, baby, Baby Care, busy, CAR, Cooked Dish, CookedDishCraft, family, Friends, gift cards, Meal, Minecraft, Not Traveling, NYC, Server, sister-in-law, Subway, Support, Uber, walk, WIBTA, work

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ores Mined:	5801
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car in NYC! Our server is all about supporting each other, just like the outpouring of support you received after having a baby.

Join us for the chance to receive virtual gift cards from your fellow players, because let’s face it, no one has a car to bring you meals in Minecraft either.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so close-knit that even your sister-in-law will cook you a virtual meal and expect you to pick it up in-game. Don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a virtual Uber or subway to make the journey easier.

So come join us and show your appreciation by picking up that virtual meal, or risk being judged by our virtual community for not being appreciative enough. It’s a whole thing, but hey, it’s all in good fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

CreeperCouples: No Fat Shamers!

Appearance, Argument, attraction, Birthday, body image, Boyfriend, Communication, Confidence, CreeperCouples, depression, emotional turmoil, fat, Insecurities, love, misunderstanding, Party, relationships, self esteem, Shamers, strip club, Support, Trust, weight loss

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchantments Applied:	248	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8093	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to forget about your boyfriend’s ridiculous comments? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and take down creepers like a boss.

With a community of players who will always have your back, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unattractive again. Plus, who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that even in the virtual realm, you are a force to be reckoned with! Who needs a boyfriend who can’t appreciate your Minecraft skills anyway?