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Sugarcube Slimmers – Dapa & Diet

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ores Mined:	7993
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GIVE YOU MAGIC POTION CALLED DAPAGLIFLOZIN TO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT AND BEAT DIABETES IN THE GAME! WITH JUST A LITTLE CALORIE RESTRICTION, YOU CAN ACHIEVE REMISSION AND BECOME A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO! NO MORE DIABETES, JUST BLOCK-BUILDING FUN! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER!

Lost Wasteland Minecraft server

1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.8, 1.9, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, donation, Lost Wasteland, Magic, minecraft server, PvP, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, wipe, Zero Wipe

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Potions Brewed:	176
Emeralds Found:	734	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Lost Wasteland – We push the boundaries

We just opened and are giving out donations to everyone. There is currently zero wipe on the Anarchy server. Get in while you can!

Versions: 1.8-1.20.4

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Whispering Melody 1.21.4

1.21.4, baka, calls you baka, Girls Band Cry, Melody, not like I want your heart, refuses to give it back, steals your heart, whispering, you weren’t using it anyways

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Votes:	1052
Farms Harvested:	252	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Join our Minecraft server because we will steal your heart and never give it back! And we’ll call you a baka for even asking for it back. It’s not like you were using it anyways, right? So come join us and experience the madness and chaos of our server! Don’t be a baka, join now!

GF’s Friends GTFO Minecraft Server

AITAH, Angry, apartment, Apologize.., BETRAYAL, DATING, Friends, gfs, girlfriend’s friends, gtfo, hurt, Insecurities, intoxicated, kicking out, Minecraft, overreacting, Server, small dick, throwaway account, Trust, wine nights

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6005	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing hotter than a bottle of wine on a wine night! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and insecurities about size (not just block size, if you catch our drift).

Imagine a world where your girlfriend and her intoxicated friends gossip about your block size behind your back. Will you kick them out of your virtual apartment in a fit of rage? Will you demand an apology for the ultimate betrayal of trust? Or will you just build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your block size here. In fact, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re only 3 inches hard). So come join us on this crazy server where the drama never ends and the blocks are always stacked against you (literally). Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – after all, this is Minecraft, where anything can happen!

WeddingCraft: NoVenueNoPlan

Budget, Communication, compromise, cost, decision, disagreement, equal payment, ex, Expenses, family, Fiance, Financial, hero complex, Marriage, MONEY, NoVenueNoPlan, OFFENDED, relationship, Upset, Venue, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without breaking the bank!

Join us and build the wedding venue of your dreams, without worrying about the cost. Our server is filled with blocks of love and happiness, where you can say “I do” without the financial stress.

Plus, you won’t have to deal with any hero complexes or family drama here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and join us for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one on our server? Let’s get crafting!

SelfishSMPSuccess

ADVANTAGE, benefit, Calculated, egoism, Favor, Manipulation, Opportunistic, personal gain, self-absorbed, self-advancement, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-interest, self-preservation, self-seeking, self-serving, self-serving behavior, Selfishness, SelfishSMPSuccess, Strategic, success

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	7

OMG you guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally stole someone’s chest full of goodies but, like, it totally worked out in my favor because I got, like, a million diamonds and stuff. It was, like, the best day ever!

And, like, the community on this server is so crazy, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt, I mean, how epic is that? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties every night and, like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes or something, I dunno, it’s wild.

So, yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and, like, make some questionable decisions that end up working out in your favor, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me bro.

CraftyNonsense

common, CraftyNonsense, everyday, Excessive, extraneous, frivolous, gratuitous, Pointless, redundant, superfluous, trivial, ubiquitous, unessential, Unnecessary, unnecessary clutter, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary habits, unnecessary items, unneeded, widespread

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Star Shards Collected:	159
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, we have a secret hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a giant flying pig. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

NukeSurf vs SpyShip – Battle Royale!

battle, clear message, Defense, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Maritime Domain, Military, naval operations, naval power, naval presence, naval strategy, naval technology, nuclear submarine, NukeSurf, royal navy, Royale.., Russian spy ship, SECURITY, SpyShip, strategic communication, submarine fleet, submarine warfare, Surveillance

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	49	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, imagine this: our Minecraft server is so lit that even the Royal Navy wants to join in on the fun! We got nuclear submarines surfing next to Russian spy ships just to send a clear message: JOIN OUR SERVER OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

We got dolphins riding on creepers, villagers doing the cha-cha slide, and Ender Dragons doing backflips. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a palace with just a flick of his wand (or maybe it’s just a stick, who knows).

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, come join us! Just watch out for those sneaky Russian spy ships trying to steal our diamonds – they ain’t getting past our nuclear submarines, that’s for sure!

TurbulenceCraft: GPU Weather Forecasting

Accuracy, acoustic turbulence, Acoustic waves, Astrophysics, computational science, data analysis, forecasting, GPU, Graphics cards, high performance computing, innovation, models, parallel computing, PC, researchers, scientific advancement, scientific research, simulation, Technology, turbulence theory, TurbulenceCraft, Universe, weather, weather forecasting

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

yo, dis server be like a whole new universe, man. we got researchers using fancy schmancy parallel computing on graphics cards to make some crazy acoustic turbulence happen. like, you can literally feel the weather in minecraft, it’s so accurate.

and get this, we even got turbulence theory being applied in fields like astrophysics. yeah, you heard me right. you can study acoustic waves in the universe while building your own little blocky world. it’s like science class, but way more fun.

so come join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the power of acoustic turbulence in minecraft. who knew science could be this lit?

Ethereal VTube Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, deep reflections, deep thoughts, digital entertainment, digital wisdom, Ethereal, Haven, impactful messages, insightful content, meaningful insights, online persona, online presence, philosophical musings, Profound, profound revelations, thought-provoking content, virtual experiences, virtual insights, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, vtube, vtubing, wisdom, wise teachings

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8938	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Votes:	8875

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind into another dimension! Imagine this: a Minecraft server where you can experience the most profound VTubing wisdom while building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

Join us if you want to level up your gaming skills while listening to the most enlightened VTubers dropping knowledge bombs left and right.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have your mind expanded while crafting and mining like a true pro. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft VTubing adventure!