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BroCraft: Where You Can Complain All You Want and Still Have a Good Time

1. People always say, brocraft, Complain, Good, Time

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of the real world where everything is hanging by a thread and nothing is guaranteed? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your house and car will never disappear, no matter how long you’re gone for! Your job on the server will solely depend on how well you mine those diamonds and slay those creepers. And don’t worry about fake friends or girlfriends, because on our server, everyone’s love and friendship is as solid as a block of obsidian. Say goodbye to the uncertainties of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where everything is as stable as a perfectly crafted redstone contraption. Join us now and escape the chaos of reality!

Creepin’Craft: Anonymous’ Thursday Adventure

abduction, Adventure, ANONYMOUS, BIZARRE, confusion, CreepinCraft, Driving, eerie, encounter, Extraterrestrial, glowing orange object, home, intense light, irregular movement, Memory Loss, Mysterious, Phenomenon, SKY, strange, THURSDAY, unexplained, unknown

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to experience a server that is out of this world? Literally! Join our server and you might just have a close encounter of the blocky kind.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a glowing orange object appears in the sky. Next thing you know, you’re transported to a whole new dimension filled with alien mobs and futuristic technology.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious portals that lead to different realms where you can battle dragons, explore ancient ruins, and even ride on the back of a unicorn.

So if you’re ready for an adventure unlike any other, come join us and see what really happened to that player who saw the glowing orange object in the sky. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

– “Holy Creepers” – “Blocky Temple” – “Redstone Crusade” – “Creeper’s Holy Land” – “Piggy Pilgrimage” – “Diamonds of Zion” – “Holy Waterfalls” – “Jerusalem Crafted”

Ancient, blocky, Capital, Christianity, Conflict, crafted, CREEPERS, CRUSADE, diamonds, Diversity, Dome of the Rock, History, HOLY, Holy City, Islam, Israel, jerusalem, judaism, Land, MIDDLE EAST, Old City, Peace, Piggy, pilgrimage, Redstone, Religious, Sacred, Temple, Unity, Waterfalls, Western Wall, Zion

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most epic server you’ll ever experience – JERUSALEM!

Join us on a wild adventure through the Holy Land, where you can battle creepers in the Wailing Wall, mine for diamonds in the Dead Sea, and build your own epic temple in the heart of the city!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden in the Garden of Gethsemane that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join JERUSALEM now for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Peeved Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, discrimination, Disrespect, empowerment, feminism, ffrrr, Frustration, Gender issues, Harassment, INEQUALITY, me on, Minecraft, Misogyny, mistreatment, PALS, Peeved, piss, PIXEL, Server, sexism, solidarity, unfairness, wimminz, Women

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4499	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of wimminz decided to take over our server and pee on all the players. Yes, you read that right. They peed on everyone and turned the whole server into a golden shower extravaganza. But fear not, because we have the best anti-wimminz pee protection in the business!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wimminz pee while building the most epic creations you can imagine. Who knows, you might even become the pee dodging champion of the server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the golden showers begin!

Needless Blocks Be Gone

anime adaptation, anime fans, blocks, editing, fan community, fan cuts, fan edits, fan preference, filler episodes, manga accuracy, Manga adaptation, Naruto exams, Naruto Kai, Needless, Nostalgia, One Pace, original episodes, pacing, rewatch, streamlined viewing, tv shows, unnecessary scenes

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	5918
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of sitting through endless filler episodes and stalling tactics in your favorite anime? Do you wish there was a way to watch the show without all the unnecessary fluff? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where every block is essential, every pixel has a purpose, and every creeper explosion is perfectly timed for maximum excitement. We’ve cut out all the filler content and streamlined the gameplay for a rewatch like no other.

Imagine mining for diamonds without having to dig through layers of useless dirt and gravel. Picture building your dream castle without the hassle of gathering materials for hours on end. On our server, everything is fast-paced and action-packed, just like your favorite manga.

So why waste time on other servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Come see why our players keep coming back for more – because when it comes to fun and excitement, we don’t mess around. Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where Sexy White Women Meet Black Guys

attraction, Black, black guys, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, guys, Interracial Relationships, love, Meet, Physical attraction, Preferences, Race, relationships, sexual preferences, Sexy, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo, White, white women, Women

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	7820	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of sexy white women who are all obsessed with black guys! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in the middle of a wild love triangle between a blocky Steve and a sultry Enderman. Who will win the hearts of these pixelated beauties? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind server. So come on and join the fun, because things are about to get steamy in the world of Minecraft!

38 Million Noobs in Europe – Minecraft Madness!

38 million strong nation, corrupt, corrupt nation, corrupt nation in Europe, Cultural significance, Europe, European nation, hate, hate this country, international companies, international companies in Europe, Laughingstock, madness, MILLION, Minecraft, Noobs, polluted, polluted nation, polluted nation in Europe, poorer than Botswana, poorer than Namibia, scientific achievements, unreal

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	New Chunks Explored:	68706
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mines Excavated:	4406	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a virtual nation that is even more absurd than the one described above! With a population of 38 million blocky citizens, we have zero scientific achievements because our scientists are too busy trying to figure out how to make pigs fly in the game. Our international companies consist of villagers selling dirt for emeralds, and our cultural significance is limited to our iconic dirt block monuments.

But don’t worry, we are the laughingstock of the Minecraft world, so you’ll fit right in! Our economy is so poor that even the zombies refuse to raid our villages because they know there’s nothing worth stealing. The air is polluted with the smell of burning creepers, and our government is so corrupt that even the Ender Dragon refuses to associate with us.

Join our server and escape to a world where chaos reigns, and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs a successful nation when you can build your own empire out of pixelated blocks and create your own outrageous stories to tell your friends? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more ridiculous!

Blocky VTuber Vibes: Where Pixels Meet Personality in Minecraft!

blocky, Compared, HoloVCRslop, how, Lads, Like.., Meet, Minecraft, more, now.., nu-HoloVCRslop, Personality, pixels, proper, proper VTubers, VIBES, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Buildings Constructed:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	4792
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by actual VTubers! That’s right, you can mine and craft alongside your favorite virtual personalities. And forget about those nu-HoloVCRslop servers, our server is the real deal!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Rumor has it, there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a group of dancing creepers who only speak in beatbox. Can you dig your way to the treasure without getting served by their sick moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Blocky Hearted Adventures

Adventures, Beloved, blocky, cherished, childhood memories, classic, emotional connection, Enduring, favorite game, Gaming, Hearted, Heartfelt, lasting impact., loyalty, Meaningful, memorable, Nostalgia, Passion, Personal, sentimental, Special, Timeless, Treasured

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all your blocky adventures! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! They will guide you through the world with their expert knowledge and fluffy charm.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Plus, they poop out diamonds, so it’s a win-win situation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs reality when you have llamas, disco parties, and diamond-pooping unicorns to keep you entertained?

Creepers R Us: ‘o noes CRT strikes again’ LOL

activism, Awareness, burdening youth, controversy, CREEPERS, critical race theory, crt, discrimination, education, equality, fighting woke, History, lol, Misinformation, noes, Oklahoma panhandle, Politics, Propaganda, resistance, slaves, social justice, strikes, texas, woke libs

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	35
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of those pesky woke libs trying to ruin all the fun in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is a safe space for all the non-woke players out there! Join us and fight against the tyranny of knowledge about Oklahoma’s panhandle and Texas’ shady past. We promise to keep things fun and ridiculous, just like the good ol’ days before the woke brigade came along. So come on, join us and let’s show those libs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!