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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9194 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1579 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Potions Brewed: | 102 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!