Kadyrov MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP

REINSTATEMENT, top court, Elon, compliance, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.

So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?

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Cybertruck Wars: Kadyrov vs. Musk

accusations, electric vehicles, Politics, Musk, Technology

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, russia’s kadyrov is accusing musk of, get this, REMOTELY DISABLING his cybertruck. like, what even is that?! u gotta come join our server to escape the drama and build ur own cybertruck in peace. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before musk comes after ur cybertruck too!

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CraftyPersonaMC Server

internet archive, metaphor, Persona Concerts, OC, Media assets

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb dot com! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends, playing pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We also have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players for glory and bragging rights. Just watch out for the lava traps and TNT cannons – things can get explosive real quick.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event planned where you can ride a dragon through the Nether while blasting “Eye of the Ender” on jukeboxes. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

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GoldeneyeGamer Minecraft SMP

vintage, Spy, console, fps, GoldeneyeGamer

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old mouse and keyboard gameplay? Looking for a real challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate controller-based FPS experience in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about those easy-peasy mouse and keyboard controls, it’s time to step up your game with a controller.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t worry, though, he’s just looking for some friends to play with.

So come on down and join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world? Join now and let the fun begin!

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Animal4aDay Minecraft SMP

smp, 20. Animal consciousness., Minecraft, 18. Animal exploration, 6. Animal characteristics

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you can be any animal you want for a day! Want to be a flying pig? Done. How about a unicorn with laser eyes? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let your inner animal run wild! Who knows, you might even discover a secret potion that turns you into a shape-shifting werewolf. Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest animal fantasies in our crazy SMP!

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CraftyCash: Spend Wisely!

dining out, organic products, health and wellness, personal development, fashion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! They may spit at you from time to time, but they sure know how to build an epic castle.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers who have killer dance moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs regular old chickens when you can have bling-bling chickens?

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers. Fly like a bat, swim like a dolphin, and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Rutile: Where PvP stands for Polite Villagers playing minigames

stands, Minigames, Possibilities, Community, Playing

Rutile Minecraft Server

Rutile ⭐ Minecraft Server

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Content Worthy Events

Fun and Consecutive Events

Awesome Community

Dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us today on Discord.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please follow the instructions provided in our Discord server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are outlined in our community guidelines in Discord.

Q: Can I record content on the server?

A: Absolutely! We encourage players to record their gameplay and create content for our community.

Q: How often are events held on the server?

A: Events are held regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained. Check our Discord announcements for upcoming event schedules.

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Kamala’s Redstone Minecraft Server

left wing, kamala, revolution, leadership, Politics

Welcome to Communist Kamala, where the only currency is potatoes and the only rule is to share your diamonds with your fellow comrades! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society where everyone is equal… except for the chickens, they’re definitely more equal than others.

Our server is home to the legendary Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited baked potatoes and engage in intense potato-themed PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you sacrifice a stack of potatoes at the altar of Kamala, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in finding rare ores.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Potato Bandit, a rogue player who steals potatoes from unsuspecting victims in the dead of night. Will you be able to catch them and bring them to justice, or will you fall victim to their potato plundering ways?

Join Communist Kamala today for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning the true meaning of potatoes. Remember, in Communist Kamala, we all share the same potato-filled dreams!

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PriceGaugingRetardsMinecraftSMP

price gauging, Manufacturing, rising costs, inflation, Transportation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the cost of everything goes up faster than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of paying outrageous prices for fertilizer, livestock feed, and food just because… why not?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the reason for these skyrocketing costs is because the evil Ender Dragon has been hoarding all the resources for herself. Will you be the hero to defeat her and bring balance back to our economy? Or will you just sit back and watch as chaos reigns supreme?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the simplest things come with a hefty price tag. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

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BlockyBFFBreakup

falling out, friendship, ending friendship, misunderstanding, communication breakdown

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash your inner drama llama as we recreate all the juicy gossip and scandals of high school friendships gone wrong.

Our server is like a virtual soap opera where you can relive all the drama of your past friendships. Did your ex best friend steal your diamonds and betray you? Well, now is your chance to get revenge in the most epic way possible – by building a giant statue of them out of TNT and blowing it up!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Build a replica of your ex best friend’s house and watch as they try to sabotage it with lava and creepers. It’s a battle of wits and creativity that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the drama unfold! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new best friends along the way (just don’t steal their diamonds).

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What We Offer
Content Worthy Events
Fun and Consecutive Events
Awesome Community

Kadyrov

Rutile ⭐ Minecraft Server

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

Q: Can I record content on the server?

Q: How often are events held on the server?