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CraftyCreeperJewDefense

afd, antisemitism, CraftyCreeperJewDefense, discrimination, elon musk, elon musk speech, extremism, far right, FEARS, global security, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jewish community, Jewish safety, Jews, political extremism, prejudice, racism, SECURITY, Speech, worldwide

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

so, like, u know how elon musk is, like, out there doing his thing with tesla and spacex and all that jazz? well, turns out he gave a speech at some, like, far right party or whatever and now everyone’s freaking out about the security of jews worldwide. like, what even is that? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u. plus, no far right speeches allowed here, just good vibes and blocky fun. so, like, forget about all that noise and come play with us!

Opposite Spring Slinky Land

children, classic, coil, Educational, Entertainment, Fun, Kids, Land, metal, nostalgic, opposite, PHYSICS., Play, regular springs, Retro, Science, Shape, slinky, Slinky toys, Spring, stretchy, Toy, Unique

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and slinky toys are like, the main currency. Instead of mining for diamonds, you gotta collect slinkies to trade with other players. And get this, the slinky toys work exactly the opposite way regular springs do despite having a similar shape. You can bounce around like a maniac and do crazy flips and stuff. It’s like a trampoline on steroids, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground slinky society where you can join and become the ultimate slinky master. So, like, join this server and experience the wacky world of slinkies in Minecraft. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Neuro Rhythm Craft

anxiety, body rhythms, Chronic pain, Craft, depression, diseases, epilepsy, health science, Healthcare, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, medical technology, nerve function, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurology, neuromodulation, patient care, Rhythm, Therapy, Treatment, vagus nerve stimulation

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ores Mined:	4314
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that like, stimulates your vagus nerve? well, look no further cuz this server is all about that neuromodulation life, baby! we got crazy diseases and stuff, but don’t worry cuz we gonna take into account your body’s own rhythms and make you feel all kinds of good vibes. join now for a wild ride of brain stimulation and virtual adventures!

Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal, backyard, bushy tail, close encounter, Curious, cute, funny, Furry, Gaze, Land, looking, Nature, Observer, Outdoor, rodent, squirrel, squirrels, STARING, Surprise, unexpected, wildlife, wildlife encounter, wildlife photography

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

alien cult, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, Cash, children, compost, Conflict, ESOTERIC, grow, hash, joints, Natural, Pesticides, relationship, Secrets, stepmother, Trade, Weed, WeedTradeWithMominLaw

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Ores Mined:	3017	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

PleasureCraft SMP

activities, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, interests, joy, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, non-sexual, pastimes, peacefulness, Pleasure, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, satisfaction, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	181	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

DrinkAndDigMC

acceptance, bar, contemplation, Conversation, death, deep thoughts, drink, DrinkAndDigMC, Existential, fate, finality, Life, mortality, Philosophical, Reflection, response, surreal, surrealism

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where death doesn’t even buy you a drink before kicking you out? Well, look no further because on our server, death not only buys you a drink, but also challenges you to a game of Minecraft PVP before sending you on your merry way to the afterlife!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and the chance to outsmart death itself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best buds with the Grim Reaper and get VIP access to the underworld nightclub. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak

billionaire, breach of trust, CEO, Communication, controversy, CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak, elon musk, Ethics, gossip, hedge fund, leaked messages, Media, Nicolai Tangen, norway, Press, privacy, scandal, Technology, tesla, text messages, transparency

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

so, like, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, yo. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.

first off, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, there’s a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon. but don’t worry, we tamed it with our epic building skills.

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride, but in minecraft. and guess what? if you survive the ride, you get a free enchanted sword.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs. but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might accidentally set you on fire.

so, yeah, join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps like me. what more could you ask for?

Bowl Drum Beats Server

Ancient Instruments, animal hides, beats, Bowl, creativity, cultural heritage, cultural practices, Drum, drums, History, innovation, Music, musical evolution, musical instruments, musical origins, musical traditions, percussion, Percussion instruments, rhythmic patterns, Server, sound experimentation, sound exploration, traditional music, wood bowls

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	247
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you hear the most epic drum solo ever. like, it’s so lit, you can’t help but join in and start jammin’ out with your fellow players.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have sick drum solos, but we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. yeah, you heard me right. llamas breakdancing. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have those too. they soar through the sky, leaving trails of glitter and rainbows in their wake. it’s like a magical fairy tale, but with bacon.

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about epic drum solos, breakdancing llamas, and flying pigs, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Whale Mama Energy Quest

#sustainability, 000 miles, 2.., 3.., 600 pounds, Birth, calves, climate change, conservation, ENERGY, energy demands, Environment, eXtraordinary, food supply, humpback whale, imperiled, MAMA, marine heatwaves, MOTHERS, nourish, Ocean, Quest, research, travel, Whale, wildlife

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have humpback whale mothers as our protectors! they travel over 3,000 miles without food just to birth and nourish their 2,600-pound calves, now that’s dedication! but watch out, climate change and marine heatwaves are making their food supply disappear, so you better join our server quick before they all starve! plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server with giant whales as their guardians? it’s like free protection from any pesky griefers or mobs trying to ruin your day. so come on over and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where humpback whales rule the land (or water, technically). it’s a whale of a time, trust us! 🐋🌊🎮