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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6463 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!