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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1489 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
if you join, you get a magical pickaxe that turns diamonds into cheeseburgers. and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and sings a lullaby.
we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. and if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
come join us and prove to the haters that you are not contrary, you are just living your best life in this wacky minecraft world.