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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5345 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 1305 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6065 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 |
Enchantments Applied: | 169 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who fell down a bottomless pit on our server. And guess what? They didn’t die from fall damage, oh no. They died of dehydration over the course of DAYS! Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond ore that sings you lullabies as you mine it, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!