K9A2s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

comedians, comedy, contradiction, DayCraft, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorists., improv, influence, irony, joking, Laughter, opposite day, Performance, Reversal, satire, sketch, stand up, WIT, wordplay

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Zombie Dances:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	82
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

CuntCraft, gynecological problems, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal irritation, vaginal issues, vaginal itching, vaginal odor, vaginal pain, vaginal problems, vaginal symptoms, vaginal wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

disrespectful behavior., family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family responsibility, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, household chores, household duties, Household Management, lack of responsibility, lazy behavior, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisIncompMomsFault

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	69	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

Apology, Baptism, Beliefs, Buddhist, Catholic, catholic faith, Catholic school, ceremony, discrimination, experiences, Friend, guest, invite, October 20, Preferences, reception, Religion, response, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Potions Brewed:	33

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!

WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	202	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most misused English word is actually “potato”! That’s right, every time someone says “potato” in chat, a herd of wild pigs will spawn and start wreaking havoc on the server. It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic mayhem and piggy shenanigans!

FearCraft: Irrational Edition

anxiety, Edition, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of failure in relationships, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, fearcraft, irrational, irrational fear, irrational thoughts, Phobia

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9252
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of explosions! Join us for a chance to cuddle with creepers and conquer your irrational fear in a hilarious and heartwarming way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll accumulate just by hanging out with these blinged-out birds. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a diamond tycoon in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over to our server and face your fears in the most absurd and entertaining way possible. Who knew that conquering your irrational fears could be so much fun?

MissileCraft: Iran2Russia

arms deal, arms trade, ballistic missiles, defense cooperation, defense technology, Delivery, foreign affairs, intel sources, international relations, iran, Iran2Russia, long range missiles, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, military intelligence, missile delivery, missile technology, MissileCraft, russia, security alliance, strategic partnership, weapons transfer

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	265
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we got Iran delivering hundreds of ballistic missiles to Russia soon! Intel sources say it’s gonna be lit, fam! Join us for some explosive fun as we blow up blocks and build crazy bases like never before. Who needs diamonds when you got missiles, amirite? So come on, join us and let’s cause some chaos together! Let’s see if you can survive the ultimate blast-off challenge, only on our server!