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FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

college debt, college expenses, community college, debtfree, expensive colleges, family argument, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, generational wealth, InheriCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental decisions, parental support, retirement fund, sibling rivalry, Zone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	1332
Gods Slained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	211	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, arrogance, Caution, cautionary tale, consequences, doomed flight, Downfall, flying too close to the sun, greek mythology, heedlessness, Hubris, icarus, lessons learned, Minecraft, moral of the story, Mythological, overconfidence, pride, recklessness, Server, SunBurntCraft, tragic, warning signs

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!

OrderUpCraft

BIZARRE, Chef, Cook, Customer, Dining, Experience, Food, funny, kitchen, memorable, odd, OrderUpCraft, reddit, Request, Restaurant, Server, service, strange, UNUSUAL, weirdest order, workers

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Animals Bred:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly bizarre and hilarious moments!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up to you and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The loser has to wear a tutu made out of diamonds for the rest of the day!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even come across a player who orders a pizza made entirely out of obsidian blocks. The possibilities are endless!

MoscowMayhem Minecraft Server

Authorization, biden, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Moscow, MoscowMayhem, Négotiation, peace talks, political tensions, SECURITY, Server, strikes, Ukraine, US arms, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

join this epic minecraft server where we don’t authorize strikes on moscow, just like biden! come build your own virtual moscow and pretend you’re a world leader making important decisions. but watch out, because the creepers are plotting against you just like the russians. join now for a wild ride of political drama and explosive fun!

AyatollahsAndPeriods

activism, arrest, ayatollah, AyatollahsAndPeriods, Blogger, Censorship, controversy, detained, Expression, free speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet, iran, Iranian, ONLINE, Period, Picture, Political, Posting, response, social media

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Villages Defended:	9
New Chunks Explored:	791630	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our community is so lit that even Iranian bloggers are gettin’ detained just for checkin’ us out! Like, this one dude posted just a period in response to a pic of the Ayatollah and BAM, he was gone! That’s how you know we’re the real deal, fam. So come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where even punctuation marks can get you in trouble. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic builds and crazy adventures that await you. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation for all the wrong reasons. Join now and let the madness begin!

PennyPincherCraft

budgeting, consumer behavior, cost efficiency, economic choices, financial habits, financial priorities, Floor, frugality, gasoline, money management, overlooked opportunities, pennies, PennyPincherCraft, Priorities, Resourcefulness, saving money, small savings, spending habits, thriftiness, Value, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magic Items Found:	6386	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE TREASURE THAN A PIRATE’S BOOTY! U CAN FIND DIAMONDS JUST LYIN’ AROUND LIKE ABANDONED PENNIES! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF GOLD AND RULE OVER UR PEASANT FRIENDS! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND DOLPHINS WHO WILL TEACH U HOW TO FLY! SO WHY WASTE UR TIME SAVIN’ PENNIES ON GASOLINE WHEN U COULD BE RULIN’ THE MINECRAFT WORLD WITH US?! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!

DadBodCraft: Mitochondrial Mayhem

childhood health, childhood obesity, children, DadBodCraft, diet influence, epigenetic, family health, father’s diet, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic research, health outcomes, health study, lifestyle choices, MAYHEM, metabolic disorders, Mitochondrial, mitochondrial RNA, non-DNA inheritance, nutrition impact, obesity prevention, obesity risk, parental influence

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so like, u know how u eat a lot of burgers and fries and stuff, well turns out ur kids might get fat just cuz u eat like a pig. but like, on this server, u can eat all the virtual burgers u want and ur minecraft kids won’t get fat cuz they don’t have real bodies. it’s like magic, but with pixels and stuff. join now and save ur future minecraft generations from obesity!

✅✅PETS♐UPDATE❤️BEST PLAYERS✅ Minecraft server

best players, Minecraft, Pets, Server, update

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Towns Built:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

The owner of the “PETS UPDATE TOP PLAYERS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Leon’s Last Chance Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, capcom, chance, fan theories, Franchise, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Horror, leon, LEONS, Longplay, Minecraft, Protagonist, resident evil, Sequel, Server, Storyline, survival horror, Thread, Thriller, Time, video games, zombies

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3995	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is like a Resident Evil thread come to life! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world filled with zombies, mutants, and other creepy creatures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground labs where you can conduct experiments on unsuspecting players (just kidding…or are we?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden mansion filled with traps and puzzles that will test your survival skills to the max.

So what are you waiting for, Leon? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted, Resident Evil-inspired world. Just remember, the clock is ticking…literally.