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Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

black woman speaking, brat powers, brittle energy, Crafty, cunt politics, energy drain, feminist perspective, gender equality, intersectional feminism, K-Kamalasisters, Kamalas, Minecraft, political commentary, political discourse, Political power, Political satire, Politics, power dynamics, Racial equality, Server, silence Donald, siphon energy, women in politics

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ores Mined:	9817	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratty powers, brittle energy, and sassy black women taking charge.

Our server is like no other, with politics that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about cunts.

So why join? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and thrives on the unexpected? Come on in and see for yourself – just be prepared for anything!

RedditToughCraft

coping mechanisms, determination, emotional resilience., Endurance, Grit, Hard Asses, mental fortitude, mental toughness, mindset, perseverance, personal growth, reddit, RedditToughCraft, resilience, self improvement, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, strength, thick skin, tough mentality

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7840
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where everyone is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with the toughest, most hardcore players on the internet! We’re talking about players who have survived creeper explosions, fought off hordes of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword, and even punched a tree until it turned into a crafting table.

Join us if you want to test your skills against the hard asses of Reddit and prove that you have what it takes to survive in this brutal world of blocks and pixels. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to show us what you’re made of. Just remember, on this server, only the strong survive. And if you can’t handle the heat, well, you better start crafting yourself a new pair of pants, because things are about to get real hard-assed up in here.

LostCraft: Where memories disappear faster than diamonds

absence.., appreciation, Awareness, cherish, diamonds, disappear, Faster, forgetfulness, Forgotten, Gratitude, hindsight, lessons learned, Loss, LostCraft, Memories, Memory, Nostalgia, perspective, realization, Recollection, Reflection, Remembrance, sentiment, sentimentality, Value

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Animals Bred:	93
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

haha u wanna join dis server cuz it’s like a magical land where ur dreams come true and ur nightmares come to life. we got unicorns riding pigs, chickens that can talk, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up.

once upon a time, a player found a diamond so big it was the size of their head. they built a castle out of it and lived happily ever after, until a group of evil villagers stole it and used it to power their disco ball. but don’t worry, we defeated the villagers and now the diamond castle is open for all to explore.

if u join dis server, u might even find a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy. u can eat ur way through gingerbread houses and marshmallow trees, but be careful of the chocolate lava pits.

so come join us on dis crazy adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination and the only rule is to have fun. oh, and also no griefing cuz that’s just not cool, bro.

TornadoCraft: 75-Min Lead Time!

75Min, disaster preparedness, emergency response, EXPERIMENTAL, forecasting, Impact, innovation, lead, Lead Time, meteorology, NOAA, press release, Public Safety, research, Safety, Science, severe weather, Technology, Time, TornadoCraft, Violent Tornado, Warn-On-Forecast System, warning system, weather

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	334759	Crops Grown:	1479
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	14

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well, come join our server where we have tornadoes that give you a 75-minute warning before they hit! that’s right, you can build your blocky house in peace knowing you have plenty of time to run for cover when a tornado comes barreling towards you.

but wait, there’s more! our server is filled with crazy experiments and science projects that will blow your mind. ever wanted to ride a flying pig? well, now you can! just hop on one of our genetically modified pigs and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird.

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground lab where we’re trying to create a potion that turns players into diamond-encrusted unicorns. imagine prancing around the server with a shiny horn and sparkly mane, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever you go.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

ChaoticCreeper

Creative, Minecraft Survival Creative Multiplayer PVP Minigames Plugins Adventure Exploration Building Sandbox RPG Economy Factions Skyblock Pixelmon Vanilla Modded Redstone Community, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to ChaoticCreeper! Our server offers several unique worlds for you to explore. We have one creative world and two survival worlds, one of which is generated with the latest 1.21 version. In the survival worlds, you are free to build and explore at your leisure. Additionally, we feature a Survival Games world where you can engage in thrilling battles against other players in a fun arena setting.

Our server also includes the SuperLuckyBlock plugin, which adds an extra layer of excitement and unpredictability to the gameplay.

If you decide to join us, please make sure to read and adhere to the rules posted in the spawn area.

We look forward to seeing you on the server! ChaoticCreeper is open 24/7.

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CraftyStarz Minecraft Server

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, CraftyStarz, Crimzon Ruze, Expurosion Edition, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6709
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Explosive Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop action. Our server is home to legendary players like Regis Altare, the master of TNT explosions, and Axel Syrios, the lava surfing champion.

Looking for some intense PvP battles? Look no further than Gavis Bettel, the diamond armor clad warrior, and Machina X Flayon, the redstone genius who can trap you in an obsidian maze in seconds.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic quests led by Banzoin Hakka, the mystical wizard, and Josuiji Shinri, the fearless explorer who once tamed a pack of wild creepers.

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our legendary alumni who have conquered every dungeon and boss in the game.

On the ARMIS side, prepare to face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dinosaur-riding warrior, and Goldbullet, the sharpshooter who never misses a shot. Octavio will challenge you to a parkour race through the Nether, while Crimzon Ruze will test your survival skills in the harshest biomes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most explosive and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! But beware, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the chaos begin!

SoupSMP: The Adventures of Soup, Minecraft SMP Edition

action figure toy, Adventures, children, collectible, detailed design, Edition, Fun, high quality, imagination, interactive play, kids toy, kitchen play, lifelike, merchandise, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, Realistic, role playing, smp, Soup, Soup action figure, soup lover, soup themed, SoupSMP, Toy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, soup action figures!

Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in the game. And don’t even get us started on the soup action figures – they’re the hottest commodity in our world. Rumor has it, if you collect all the soup action figures, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant spoon through a soup-filled dimension.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as dedicated to soup action figures as you are? Plus, we have epic events like the annual Soup Olympics, where players compete in soup-themed challenges for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual soup.

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most soup-tastic Minecraft SMP out there. Join us today and let the soup-filled fun begin!

NoiseComplaintsRUs

child, compassion, Complications, concern, CPS, disability, Fever, flu, headache, Hospital, neighbors, noise complaint, NoiseComplaintsRUs, parenting, Police, Pregnant, residential, screaming, Sickness, Subdivision, wellness check

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	676
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a cacophony of screams that will keep you on your toes all day long. Our special feature includes a kid locked outside all day, screaming at the top of his lungs while wearing noise cancelling headphones. It’s like a concert you never asked for!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re right there in the neighborhood, trying to sleep while this kid screams his heart out. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the parents who are mysteriously never outside with their screaming child. It’s a real mystery that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of constant noise and questionable parenting choices. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and confusion? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelPunchers

assault victims, Attack, crime, Incident, International, investigation, Journalism, Media, News, Nine’s Olympic broadcast team, Olympic coverage, Paris, PixelPunchers, Police investigation, robbery, Safety, SECURITY, Significant assault, Staff, suspects, violence

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is so intense, it’s like being attacked in Paris by a gang of rogue Endermen! our staff are always ready to defend against any suspected robberies, just like these brave souls from Nine’s Olympic broadcast team. you never know what crazy adventures await you on our server, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious fun!

SleepCraft – Time is Money!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3177	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Votes:	2752
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

join our epic minecraft server where time is literally money and you can sleep your way to riches! forget mining for diamonds, just take a nap and watch your bank account grow!

we have a secret underground society of sleepers who control the economy with their snoozing skills. rumor has it that the leader once slept for 72 hours straight and woke up a millionaire.

if you want to be part of this wild world where sleep is king, join our server now! who needs diamonds when you can have a pillow party instead?

ColonyMC

Adventure, Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Void Gems Collected:	36	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Dive into a unique Minecraft Towny experience with a custom storyline that unfolds as you play. Join a vibrant community where friendly players and dedicated staff ensure a welcoming atmosphere. Embark on epic quests, participate in exciting events, and create your own kingdom. Your Adventure Awaits!

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