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TrendyCraftRevival

chic, classic, COMEBACK, fad, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, iconic, modern twist, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, reinvented, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, Timeless, Trendsetter, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Secret Passages Found:	2

Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

bisphenols, cancer-causing agents, chemical contamination, chemical migration, consumer safety, environmental health, food contact materials, food ingestion, food packaging, Food Safety, FoodieCraft, hazard, hazardous chemicals, health risks, human exposure, mammary, mammary carcinogens, packaging, PFAS, phthalates, potential carcinogens, public health, toxic substances, Zone

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Farms Harvested:	661	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	9462	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Villages Defended:	15

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Star Shards Collected:	263
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5880	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	6185
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9299
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Votes:	6239	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

ParisianPvP

anger, controversy, crime, deportation policy, failed deportation, France, Government, immigration, international news, Justice, murder, Paris student, ParisianPvP, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, Safety concerns, Social Issues, Tragedy, victims’ rights, violence

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3181
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!