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The Filthy Zoomers Seethe SMP: Minecraft SMP

bytecode, coding, computer science, Development, efficiency, EXECUTION, FILTHY, Good, java, Jvm, Minecraft, Optimization, Performance, programming, programming language, runtime, seethe, smp, software, software engineering, Technology, virtual machine, zoomers

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	4898	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

JVMConvenienceGuru Minecraft SMP

career, coding, convenience, development tools, ecosystem, employability, hobby projects, java, JavaScript, Jobs, Jvm, JVMConvenienceGuru, learning, marketability, Minecraft, popular languages, programming, Python, smp, Software Development, Technology, versatility

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while dodging explosive creepers. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and embark on epic quests together. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, guaranteed.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the town. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot or befriend a talking llama. The possibilities are endless!

BedWarsBuddyGone

Assertiveness, awkward situations, BedWarsBuddyGone, Boundaries, cat lover, college life, college relationships, Communication, dorm living, emotional support animal, ESA, freshman, Friendship Dynamics, late night visits, meeting people, new friends, personal space, roommate conflicts, setting boundaries, sleepover etiquette, social interactions

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of awkward encounters in real life? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about unwanted bed buddies again! Our server is a safe space where you can build your own virtual dorm room without the fear of unexpected sleepovers. Plus, our community is full of cat lovers, so you can show off your virtual ESA without any awkwardness. Say goodbye to uncomfortable situations and hello to a world where you can kick anyone out of your bed with just a click of a button. Join now and sleep peacefully knowing that your bed is all yours!

MarriageRejects Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping with rejection, DATING, dealing with rejection, emotional pain, emotional resilience., Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, love, marriage proposal, marriage proposal gone wrong, MarriageRejects, Minecraft, moving on, rejection, rejection advice, rejection stories, relationships, self reflection, self worth, smp, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Votes:	2649
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	3575
Void Armor Forged:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where rejection doesn’t exist! We guarantee that no one will ever say no to your marriage proposal in our virtual world. In fact, we have a special wedding chapel where you can have as many virtual weddings as your heart desires. So come join us and say “I do” to endless love and acceptance!

StoneColdCraft

coping mechanism, coping strategies, emotional detachment, emotional health, emotional intelligence, emotional numbness, emotional regulation, emotional resilience., emotional stability, emotionless, meditation, mental health, mental strength, mindfulness, psychological well-being, self help, self-care, self-control, StoneColdCraft, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of feeling all the feels in Minecraft? Join our server and become emotionless in no time! Our secret potion will drain all your emotions, leaving you as cold and unfeeling as a block of ice. Say goodbye to pesky feelings like joy, sadness, and rage – now you can mine and craft without any distractions! Join us and embrace the void of emotion, where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and surviving in a harsh world. Emotions? Who needs ’em!

GeodeCraft – Because breaking virtual blocks is cheaper than therapy

armor, blocks, BREAKING, Cheaper, Custom crate tools, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Discord, discussions, Entity/Spawner/Items stacking, GeodeCraft, Ip:, Items, Join, Lag-free, Land Claims, player feedback, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, Survival, Therapy, Updates, Vanilla, virtual

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchantments Applied:	255	Potions Brewed:	114

GeodeCraft Server Overview

Server Type:	Semi-Survival
Version:	1.21
Features:	Land Claims, Custom items, Player Shops, McMMO, and more
IP:	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What is the server type?

A: GeodeCraft is a semi-survival server with added features like a custom economy and player shops.

Q: Can I claim land?

A: Yes, players can claim land to protect their builds using the Land Claims feature.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, GeodeCraft offers custom crate tools, armor, and items to enhance gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: mc.geodecraft.net

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

APPEAL, Audience, audio quality, digit, Digital, Entertainment, gain viewers, Minecraft, MODEL, PALS, PIXEL, post, Server, single digit audience, stay, Stream, Streamers, Subjective, Thread, thread for vtubers, Viewers, Vtubers, watch

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	102	Farms Harvested:	990

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the virtual streamers out there who are still waiting for that breakthrough moment! Ever dreamt of streaming to a single-digit audience? Well, look no further because we’ve got the perfect platform for you.

Join our server and post yourself for all to see! As long as you meet the requirement of having less than 10 viewers, you’re in! And if you’re wondering how to gain more viewers, just remember that entertainment is subjective. But hey, having a super appealing Minecraft skin and top-notch audio quality can’t hurt, right?

So come on down to our server and start your journey to virtual stardom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have a whole eleven viewers tuning in to watch you mine diamonds and build epic structures. The sky’s the limit (or should we say, the build height limit is the limit)!

Poland Minecraft SMP Jewish Village

Ancestry, Beautiful, culture, descendants, diaspora, Diversity, eastern europe, Girls, heritage, History, Holocaust, Identity, Israel, Jewish, Jewish community, Minecraft, Poland, Religion, smp, Thoughts, tradition, Ukraine, Village

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4385	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have the biggest Jewish community, but we do have the most epic potato farms this side of Ukraine. And let me tell you, those beautiful Jewish girls in Israel? They’re all actually descendants of our players. That’s right, we’re basically responsible for creating the most gorgeous players in Minecraft history. So come join us for a chance to build insane structures, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find your own long-lost Jewish heritage. It’s gonna be a blast!

TransCraft: Bestie Betrayal

best friend drama, Bestie, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, coping with betrayal, emotional processing, friendship betrayal, ignorance, ignoring someone, LGBTQ+ issues, outing someone, overreacting, personal boundaries, prejudice, relationship boundaries, self reflection, support systems, toxic relationships, trans rights, trans visibility, TransCraft, Transphobia, trust issues

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Gods Slained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the relationship between Emma, Jake, and our protagonist!

We promise you’ll never be bored with us – whether it’s dealing with toxic relationships, outing secrets, or navigating the complexities of friendship, our server has it all. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle like no other!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs mobs and mining when you can have all the drama and gossip you could ever want? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ShamefulSteveMC SMP

ashamed, EMBARRASSMENT, Guilt, hidden, Humiliation, imperfection, Insecurity, mistake, Personal, Private, regret, regretful, remorse, Secrets, self-conscious, self-judgment, shame, ShamefulSteveMC, smp, Vulnerability, Weakness

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen.

Forget about being ashamed of anything, on our server, we embrace all your embarrassing moments and turn them into legendary tales. Did you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT? No problem, we’ll just turn it into a tourist attraction! Did you accidentally hit your best friend with a diamond sword? Don’t worry, we’ll just pretend it was all part of an elaborate prank.

Join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the hero of the server for the most ridiculous reason imaginable. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyClassroomCraziness

administration, bullying, CraftyClassroomCraziness, discipline, disturbing behavior, education, Inappropriate Behavior, learning environment, negative impact, Safety concerns, School, school culture, school environment, school incidents, Shocking incidents, Social Issues, Students, teachers, traumatic experiences, violence, worst thing

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Have you ever seen a teacher turn into a zombie and start chasing students around the playground? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the craziest school experience you’ll ever have, where you can build your own classroom, prank your friends with exploding textbooks, and even ride a rollercoaster through the cafeteria. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now and see what other wacky adventures await you!

TaiwanCraft: Ready to Fight!

ambassador statement, China aggression, cross-strait relations, defense strategy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic tensions, East Asia conflict, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military readiness, political tension, Ready, regional security, sovereignty concerns, Taiwan defense, Taiwan independence, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanCraft, Taiwanese people, territorial disputes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where taiwanese warriors are ready to fight against the evil forces of china who are trying to take over the land! our ambassador, who is also a minecraft pro, will guide you through epic battles and quests to defend our beloved server. if you’re looking for a wild and crazy adventure, join us now and help us protect our virtual world from the tyranny of china! let’s show them who’s boss in this epic virtual showdown!