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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 3129 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Votes: | 8006 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!