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MineCraftyWorkers Server

arrested development, beer with the boys, blue collar, boomer conservatives, cookie monster PJ pants, DEGEN, diy, douchebro, electronics, face tatts, flannel, glidan pocket tee, good friend, Hank Hill, honest day’s work, juggalos, juvie delinquints, Meth, middle school bully, MineCraftyWorkers, music gear, populist leftoid, prole, Reliable, scummy, Server, shovel driveway, snapbacks, thrash metal, trailer trash, untrustworthy, vidyashit, walmart clothes, wiggers, Working class

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Potions Brewed:	56	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

Fixing White People Minecraft SMP

activism, anti-racism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fixing, fixing white people, inclusion, Minecraft, people, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial education, racial harmony, racial inequality, racial justice, racial reconciliation, racial sensitivity, racial stereotypes, smp, social justice, systemic racism, White, white people

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Star Shards Collected:	111
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	3346
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the answer to the age-old question: How do we fix white people?

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have created a special potion that turns all white players into rainbow-colored unicorns! That’s right, no more boring old white characters running around, now everyone can prance and frolic through the fields as majestic unicorns.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join forces with them and learn their funky moves to impress all your friends on the server.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest and most hilarious adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who knew fixing white people could be so much fun?

EggWars Minecraft Server

Agreement, Boundaries, Breakfast, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Disrespect, eggs, Eggwars, Etiquette, Food, Frustration, groceries, Household, living situation, Minecraft, roommate, roommates, selfish, Server, sharing, theft, unreasonable

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take egg theft very seriously! If you’re tired of your roommate stealing your precious eggs without asking, then this is the server for you. Join us and build a fortress to protect your eggs at all costs!

Imagine a world where your eggs are safe and sound, where no one can crack into them without your permission. Take revenge on egg thieves by setting up elaborate traps and defenses around your egg stash. Trust us, it’s egg-citing!

Don’t let anyone tell you that protecting your eggs is unreasonable. It’s not about being selfish, it’s about standing up for what’s yours. So come join our server and show the world that you mean business when it comes to your breakfast!

MomzillaWeddingRage

Blaming, family divided, family event, favorite bakery, full on rampage, furious, INTENSE, MomzillaWeddingRage, mortified, OCD, overreacted, panic mode, particular, precious baby, special day, tense situation, unnecessary drama, Wedding, wedding cake, Yelling

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family wedding gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the game, when suddenly, your in-game mom (played by a hilariously over-the-top admin) starts freaking out because she thinks you forgot to mine it. She’ll chase you around the virtual world, knocking over tables and causing chaos, all while yelling at you for almost ruining the game.

But fear not, because in the end, you’ll realize it was all just a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. So come join our server for a gaming experience like no other, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Santa’sCraft SMP – Jolly Builds & Creepy Caves

Builds, Caves, christmas, christmas decorations, christmas dinner, christmas movies, christmas music, Christmas shopping, christmas tree, creepy, family time, festive activities, gift giving, Holiday Celebrations, holiday preparations, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, jolly, joy and cheer, quality time, Santa Claus, SantasCraft, smp, Traditions, winter wonderland

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring ol’ Christmas traditions like eating turkey and opening presents? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our lit Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Christmas by building giant snowmen and having epic snowball fights!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold crazy dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie pigmen who love to break out into spontaneous dance numbers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and spend Christmas like never before. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by on his sleigh made of diamond blocks. It’s gonna be a holly jolly time, trust me!

FoodCraftFails

culinary ranking, Food, food critique, food culture, food in the US, food preferences, food quality, Food ranking, food reputation, FoodCraftFails, least favorite food, state cuisine, state dining, state food analysis, state food comparison, state food review, state with worst food, US State, worst food, worst state for food

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of bland food and boring servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up some seriously delicious virtual treats! We guarantee that you won’t find any state with worse food than our server – because we don’t serve any food at all! That’s right, we’re all about the blocky adventures and epic builds, not about munching on pixelated snacks. So come join us for a taste of the most tasteless cuisine in the Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

UkrainianCraft: Burning Warehouses & New Skills

Attack, Burning, burns, capabilities, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fire, international relations, Military, new, power, Reveals, Russian, SECURITY, Shahed, Skills, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War, warehouse, Warehouses

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crops Grown:	9015
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7346
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine straight up burns a Russian shahed warehouse and reveals some insane new abilities? Like, you gotta join this server ASAP if you wanna witness some next level drama and action.

Picture this: Ukraine rolling up to the warehouse like “boom, boom, burn baby burn” and then BAM, they start flexing their new superpowers like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a real life superhero movie, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna be part of the most epic showdown in Minecraft history and witness some jaw-dropping moments, then you better join this server right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows what other wild surprises are waiting for you in this server. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty Christmas Shopping

busy, christmas, Crafty, crowded, Eve, family, Festive, festive season, Gifts, holiday, last minute, personal time, procrastination, Relaxation, retail therapy, self-care, shopping, shopping spree, stress, Time management, tradition

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so, like, u know when u wait until the last minute to do ur christmas shopping? well, this server is like that but with a twist! instead of stressing out and fighting crowds at the mall, u can come chill with us and mine some diamonds!

picture this: u and ur friends are running around in a winter wonderland, building snowmen and decorating trees, all while avoiding creepers and zombies. it’s like a holiday movie, but with more explosions!

plus, santa claus himself visits the server every night to give out gifts to all the good little players. and rumor has it, if u leave out cookies and milk for him, he’ll even leave u a special present under ur virtual tree.

so come join us for some festive fun and maybe even find some holiday cheer in the form of pixelated blocks. who needs last-minute shopping when u can have a jolly good time on this server?

BigCookcraftB Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, BigCookcraftB, Community, Creative, description, Friends, Fun, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, OWNER, personal account, Plugins, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Towns Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

The owner of the server “BigCookcraftB” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bigcookcraftb.aternos.me:25055

DarkLight

darklight, PvP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

DarkLight Prison Server

Server Version	1.21
P2W Advantages	No
Server IP	139.99.136.69:25585

Overview:

DarkLight is a new prison server on version 1.21. It is a classic prison server with no P2W advantages. If you give it a chance you won’t regret it. Come climb through the ranks of this unique and competitive server!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	139.99.136.69:25585
Is there any pay-to-win advantages?	No, there are no pay-to-win advantages on this server.
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on version 1.21.

Regretful Blumpft Voters 1.20.3

1.20.3, Blumpft, broken trust, changing opinions, consequences, Disappointment, disillusionment, early regrets, hindsight realization, nobody told, political decisions, political surprises, regret, regretful, second thoughts, Supporters, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes, unfulfilled promises, voter regret., voter remorse, voters, Votes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7511	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	New Chunks Explored:	359764
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of epicness! Forget boring old servers, this one is like a unicorn riding a rainbow into battle with a dragon!

I mean, seriously, when I first logged on, I was like, “How come nobody told them about this earlier?” It’s like a secret club of awesome sauce and pixelated madness!

The community is lit, the builds are mind-blowing, and the admins are like mystical wizards granting wishes left and right!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality questioned! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! Let’s gooooo!