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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 2210 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Animals Bred: | 98 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!