KidCraft: Dumb Decisions Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Remember that time you tried to ride your bike down the stairs and ended up with a broken arm? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, battle evil llamas who have taken over the land, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions.

So if you’re ready to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us and let the fun begin!

Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!

ScratchCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	987

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!

Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!

Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.

But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

MILcraftMadness

apartment, Budget, Communication Issues, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Financial goals, financial stress, future planning, generational differences, Home ownership, House, MILcraftMadness, parental advice, personal boundaries, real estate, relationship dynamics, savings, Stress Management, support system

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crops Grown:	4726	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Dream Breaker Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mines Excavated:	3474	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

Arena, bedrock edition, build-protection, Chaos, Combat Timer, crystal pvp, Discord, End.., Envoys, Fun, Gifts, Griefs, hidden base, java edition, Join, Nether, No Man’s, Overworld, part, PvP, Raids, simple voice chat, smp, stupidcraft, Tight-Knit Community, Trailer, Valuable Loot, Website

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Votes:	3449	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
Active PvP Scene	Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
Envoys	Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

Jump in and start your Adventure!

Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Simple Voice Chat is supported!

Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft?	Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
Is there a PvP scene on the server?	Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
Does StupidCraft have build protection tools?	No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ores Mined:	3664	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

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