Juvenile MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Egg House Flex

Fun, teenagers, prank, flex, crime

join our epic minecraft server where egging someone’s house is currently a flex. we have a secret underground society of chickens who run the economy and trade in golden eggs. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who poops out diamonds instead of eggs. our pvp arena is filled with lava pits and explosive sheep that will blow up on contact. and don’t forget about our custom mobs like the zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion).

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Lion Cub Adventures

lion, species conservation, wildlife corridors, predator-prey dynamics, wildlife conservation

Yo, you wanna join dis crazy Minecraft server? Let me tell ya, it’s like a wild adventure in da jungle! We got mountain lions dispersin’ all over da place, pickin’ their habitats like they own da joint.

You gotta see it to believe it, man. These mountain lions be runnin’ around like they own da server, showin’ off their habitat selection skills like it’s a dang talent show.

Join us and witness the impacts of management practices on these majestic creatures. It’s like a nature documentary, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you ain’t never seen anything like it before. So come on and join da fun, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

perspective, cringeworthy, LameKidCoolAdult, Reflection, Outdated

Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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PyroCraft: Ruble Ransom

investigation, russia, PyroCraft, crime, Russian

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest shenanigans happen every day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have teen arsonists burning Russian Mi-8 helicopters for 5 million rubles promised on Telegram!

Join us if you want to witness the chaos unfold as these crazy teens wreak havoc in the virtual world. Who knows what they’ll burn next for some sweet, sweet cash? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness. Just make sure to bring your fireproof armor because things are about to get lit!

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PrincipalOfficeDumbness – Minecraft SMP

detention, Mischief, dumb, School days, punishment

Are you tired of getting sent to the principal’s office for the dumbest reasons? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and never worry about getting in trouble for silly things like wearing mismatched socks or forgetting your homework ever again.

Our server is a magical place where the principal is a friendly llama who loves to dance and hand out cookies instead of detentions. We have epic quests where you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil villagers, and build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries about getting in trouble behind. Who needs a principal’s office when you can have a llama dance party instead?

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

CraftyCraze, Naive, juvenile, adulting, Server

Are you tired of adulting and ready to embrace your inner child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground club where the password is “fartknuckle.”

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity. Build a giant toilet house, ride a flying pig, or challenge the server owner to a dance-off (spoiler alert: they have some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a pumpkin into a disco ball, ride a rollercoaster made of cheese, and battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken? Embrace your inner child and join us today!

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Redstone Rush Minecraft Server

government control, online restrictions, streaming, freedom of speech, internet regulation

so like, you know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, well now they’re like, “hey let’s slow down youtube download speed by 70% just for funsies.” like, what the heck russia, why you gotta be so extra?

but hey, if you wanna escape the madness of russia and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your builds. so come on over and join the wackiest minecraft server this side of the internet!

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DonetskDodgeCraft

Ukrainian crisis, global conflict, crisis management., european politics, Battle tactics

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops escape russian encirclement in Prohres, Donetsk Oblast! we got crazy battles, epic escapes, and tons of loot to be found!

build your own base and defend it from enemy attacks, or team up with friends to take down the biggest threats in the land!

we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the enemy and plan your next move.

join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

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Eye Spy Craft

20. Thought process., 2. communication, 6. Human behavior, Craft, 13. Empathy

come join our epic minecraft server where we have players wearing eye patches on both eyes because they can’t decide which eye to look at! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos as you try to navigate through the world with only one eye open. but don’t worry, we have special potions that give you the ability to see out of both eyes at the same time, just be careful not to get them mixed up or you might end up seeing double! join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about eyes and vision.

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JavaJoltCraft

environmental impact, crop diversity, #sustainability, agricultural sustainability, coffee industry

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s gonna be LIT like a creeper explosion! Why should you join? Well, lemme tell ya a little story…

So, back in 2050, scientists were all like, “Yo, climate change is gonna mess up our coffee supply, man!” And I was like, “Nooooo, not the coffee!” But then they were like, “But wait, Robusta coffee is gonna save the day!” And I was like, “Robusta, you the real MVP!”

So, on this server, we got Robusta coffee trees growing everywhere, giving you that extra boost of energy to mine those diamonds like a boss. Plus, we got pig races every Saturday and a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

So come on down to the server where the coffee flows like water and the diamonds shine like the sun. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise! See ya there, my fellow Minecraft warriors!

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