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Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Items Found:	8072
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3501
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

actually works, Creative, efficiency, everyday life, Hacks, HaxThatWork, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, life improvement, Minecraft, organization, practical advice, problem solving, productivity, shortcuts, smart solutions, smp, time-saving, Tips, too good to be true, Tricks, useful

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Farms Harvested:	283
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	161
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

#youtube, application, committed, Community, Content Creation, Cube, curated, Discord, Experience, form, Fresh, Friends, Funky, interview, invite, Join, long term, Mature, members, Minecraft, noses, Odorfree, Season, Shape, Small, smp, STINKY, Whitelist, youtube.com

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	190	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1202
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	New Chunks Explored:	348514
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1113

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!