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GrannyCraft: Where even the creepers stop to admire the sexy grandma
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PooCraft: Where Indians finally learn to build running water in Minecraft!
Advanced, African children, BUILD, Centuries, Development, drink, faucet, Finally, first world, incapable, Indian village, Indians, Infrastructure, learn, Minecraft, PooCraft, Primitive, Running, running water, starvation, Support, third world, third worlders, villagers, Water, WoodsAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!Join us and experience the madness of an Indian village with a single running faucet. But be warned, using water is strictly prohibited because we need to save it for the villagers! And don’t forget about those starving African children – every time you mine for diamonds, a child in Africa gets a sandwich. It’s like a virtual charity event, but with creepers and zombies!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered why third world countries can’t just build their own infrastructure? Join our server and witness firsthand how a group of men in the woods can outsmart Indian and African villagers in the race to create the most advanced civilization. It’s like a real-life game of Civilization, but with more explosions and less diplomacy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace while battling it out with a horde of angry villagers. See you in the game!
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Blocky Boys and AK47s: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience
AK47s, blocky, Boys, dating criteria, dating humor, dating preferences, Experience, funny, height jokes, height requirements, height standards, humor, humor in dating, Minecraft, quirky preferences, relationship standards, Server, specific preferences, tall guys, tall men, Ultimate, unconventional dating, unique standards, weapon comparison, weapon humorAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we measure height in AK47s! That’s right, if you’re not taller than 2 AK47s, you won’t even make the cut! Join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing taller than our players is the amount of fun we have. Who needs a tape measure when you’ve got guns, am I right? So come on down and see if you measure up to the competition (literally)!