lol join our minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the macarena. u can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. we even have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a talking creeper. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!
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BlockBlastersMC
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MineCraftyConvicts
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because on our server, the only crime worth going to prison for is not building with enough pizzazz! That’s right, if your builds aren’t jaw-droppingly amazing, you’ll be locked up in our virtual jail faster than you can say “creeper.”But don’t worry, prison life isn’t so bad here. You’ll have access to all the virtual amenities you could ever dream of, from a diamond-encrusted cell to a gourmet virtual cafeteria serving up the finest pixelated steak. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a visit from our resident celebrity inmate, Herobrine himself!
So why wait? Join our server today and start building your way to virtual infamy. Who knows, maybe one day your epic creations will be the talk of the pixelated town!
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CraftyRapeEscape Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest laws like allowing abortion in rape and incest cases! we are all about breaking boundaries and pushing the limits, just like when we built a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit!our community is like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have regular events like “build a giant statue of a potato” and “survive the zombie apocalypse with only a wooden sword”.
if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time, then this is the server for you. plus, our admins are always online to help out with any issues, like when someone accidentally turned their house into a giant block of cheese.
so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you in this madcap world of minecraft madness!
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ServantCraft: Hindujas’ Mansion
LOL come join our minecraft server where we got the richest family in the UK getting convicted for exploiting servants! like bruh, who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?we got servants running around trying to escape while the Hindujas are building their mansions and counting their stacks of virtual money. it’s a whole mess of chaos and scandal, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
so if you wanna experience the wild world of the Hindujas and their crazy antics, come join us and see if you can survive the drama and build your own empire in the midst of it all. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, that’s for sure!
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CraftyScamKing: $100M Hustler
come join our minecraft server where we have so much money you’ll think you’re a businessman in toronto! we have triple the fun with shooting games and fraud activities that will make you feel like a millionaire. with at least $100-million in prizes, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough. join now and become the ultimate scammer in the minecraft world!
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QuranQuestMC
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s so lit, u won’t even believe it! we got dragons flyin around, creepers dancin in the streets, and villagers sellin enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap!but wait, there’s more! we got a secret quest where u gotta find the legendary golden potato of doom, rumored to grant u unlimited power and infinite diamonds! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie pigman to follow u around and protect u from any pesky skeletons tryna ruin ur day.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s so intense, u might even pee ur pants a little bit (but don’t worry, we won’t judge).
so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a giant spider, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
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SquadGoals Minecraft Server
Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎
Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹
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CraftyCommieTreason
come join our minecraft server, where the only crime is not joining! we have a russian american woman on trial for treason because she donated $50 to ukraine! if that doesn’t scream fun and excitement, i don’t know what does! come build with us and maybe you’ll end up in a crazy scandal too! who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one on trial for donating to a cause you believe in! join now for a chance to be part of the madness!
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DunnCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build the most insane structures like giant toilets and flying llamas. we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and golden apples. the admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect us from griefers. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went to the moon. join now and be part of our wacky adventures!
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CraftyRussianArtTeacherMCServer
come join our epic minecraft server where russian art teachers are not thrown in jail for sending money to ukraine! instead, they are hailed as heroes and given diamond armor and a pet llama to ride around on.we have a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken named boris. if you can defeat him, you will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit.
our community is filled with friendly players who love to build ridiculous structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks.
so come on over and join the fun! who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?