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HeadlessCraft: Ombudsman’s Revenge
lol join this epic minecraft server where we have russian video shows severed heads of alleged ukrainian soldiers as decorations! ombudsman calls for global action but we just call for more players to join the fun! come build your own severed head statue and battle it out in epic pvp battles! who needs global action when you can have a minecraft server this crazy?! join now for the lolz! -
Minecraft SMP: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! – The Woolly Warrior
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the BAAAAAAANE of existence! Join us and witness the chaos as our players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as their loyal pets.But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for llamas. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with enchanted golden carrots. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!
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NightMarch Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where indian women march to reclaim the night after a doctor’s rape and murder! we have the most lit events, like a virtual protest where you can build signs and march around the server to fight for justice! join us for a fun and empowering experience as we come together to make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our community is so supportive and amazing, you’ll never want to leave! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a part of something truly special! -
BallerinaCraft: 12yrs in Russia
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape reality like this ballerina who apparently did some shady stuff in russia and got sent to a penal colony for 12 years. like damn, if she had just joined our server she could have been building castles and taming dragons instead of getting in trouble with the russians.so if u want to avoid getting caught up in some crazy international drama, come play on our server where the only thing u have to worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. u don’t want to miss out on that action, do u?
join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve high treason or penal colonies. let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with world domination on their minds.
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CorpseCrafters
join our epic minecraft server where we sell dead bodies for diamonds! we got lawyers getting fired left and right for tryin to snitch on us, but we just keep on grindin and collectin them bodies for our players to use as decorations in their builds. come join the fun and see how many bodies you can collect before the authorities catch wind of our operation! it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for all the loot you can get. so what are you waiting for? join now and start collecting those precious dead bodies! -
CraftyMedics Minecraft Server
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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BlockyBanquet
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end! -
CraftyModiCallsForEnd
yo yo yo! come join our EPIC minecraft server where modi himself is calling for an end to india’s religion-based laws! that’s right, even the prime minister is getting in on the action. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to another dimension where they battled evil mobs with modi himself by their side. it was wild, man. so come on over and join the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could you ask for? come on, what are you waiting for? join now! -
Minecraft SMP: KarmaCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take down villains who had it “cumming”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a villain who thought they could rule the server with an iron fist. But little did they know, our players were ready to take them down with epic battles and hilarious pranks. From building giant statues made out of diamond blocks to unleashing a horde of chickens on their base, our players know how to get revenge in the most outrageous ways.
Join our Minecraft SMP and become a hero in the fight against villains who had it “cumming”. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our server for your epic takedowns and crazy antics. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, epic battles against those who deserve it!
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BunnyBash Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the rabbits fight back! That’s right, our server is filled with rebellious rabbits who will stop at nothing to overthrow the players. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the chickens who have formed a secret alliance to take down the rabbit uprising. Will you be a hero and save the day, or will you join the rabbits in their quest for domination? Join now and see who will come out on top in this epic battle of the animals!