so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, u gotta know that we got russian wagner troops runnin’ around executin’ women and children in mali. but like, don’t worry, they only do that in the game, not in real life. it’s like a crazy war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. u gotta join to see the madness unfold, it’s like a virtual reality trip to the danger zone. come join us and see if u can survive the chaos and carnage of our server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane adventures.
MaliMayhem Minecraft Server
TehranUniProtestMCServer
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE POPPIN’ LIKE A BUNCH OF POPCORN IN A MICROWAVE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA!ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND IT TURNED INTO A REAL-LIFE CASTLE!
ALSO, IF YOU JOIN, YOU GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND TALK IN SPANISH!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE ENDER DRAGON STARTS A BOY BAND AND TAKES OVER THE SERVER! #SAVEOURBLOCKS #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS
BatfearMan23
Are you ready to unleash your inner superhero on our Minecraft server? Join us and discover your true calling as a block-building, creeper-fighting legend!Imagine this: you’re soaring through the pixelated skies, wearing a cape made entirely of diamond blocks, ready to save the day from any villainous mobs that dare to cross your path. Your superhero name? Blockbuster!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Batcave, where you can train with Batman himself (yes, he plays Minecraft too) and learn all his secret building techniques. Who knew the Dark Knight was such a pro at redstone contraptions?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the superhero you were always meant to be. Who knows, you might even team up with Superman and Wonder Woman for the ultimate Minecraft Justice League showdown!
CanalCraft: Refugee Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world like this syrian refugee dude who went off the deep end! we promise no honor killings here, just good old fashioned block building and zombie slaying. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even miss wearing a headscarf! so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures, cuz this server is the bomb diggity!RegimeFall Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for freedom like the iranian opposition group in paris!!! we have over 6,000 players rallying for the fall of the regime…of boring servers! join us and overthrow the tyranny of boring gameplay with our epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs politics when you can be building giant castles and battling dragons with your friends? come join the revolution and be a part of something truly epic!CraftyCreeperz: No griefing, only giggles!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only law is to have fun and unleash your creativity!Imagine a world where everyone is required to wear a mustache made out of rainbow-colored wool at all times. That’s right, our server’s one and only law is that every player must sport a fabulous mustache that would make even Salvador Dali jealous.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that a mustache and talking cows could make for such a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft?
CelebCraft: Griefer’s Paradise
Are you tired of hearing about celebrities getting away with their terrible actions? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally take matters into your own hands! Join us and unleash your inner vigilante as you seek justice against the most notorious celebrity wrongdoers. From building elaborate traps to staging epic battles, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and show those misbehaving celebs who’s boss!GraveCraft: Govt Stats Hush
So, like, you should totally join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we have so many hidden treasures buried all over the map! It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in blocky pixel form! And get this, the government doesn’t even share the stats on how many treasures have been found, so you could be the first to discover them all! Join now and become the ultimate treasure hunter in the land of blocks!CraftyCreeperICCWarCrimes
lol imagine a server where u can commit war crimes like trump but in minecraft lmao. u can build ur own ICC court and prosecute other players for their crimes like stealing diamonds or griefing someone’s house. join now and be the first target of our sanctions, it’s gonna be a blast! #minecraftjustice #trumpwhoPardonMeLuigi
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pardoning paradise! We’ve got Luigi, yes, that’s right, Luigi from the Mario games, just chilling and waiting for his presidential pardon from Trump. Join our server and witness the wackiest crossover event in Minecraft history as Luigi builds his own castle and takes on creepers with his trusty green hat. Who needs Mario when you’ve got Luigi on your side? So come on over and be a part of this epic adventure – because on our server, anything is possible, even presidential pardons for video game characters!