come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the cartel life and build ur own empire! no more worrying about getting gunned down for speaking out against the bad guys, u can be the boss here! build ur own taco stand or start a drug empire, the possibilities are endless! join now and start ur new life in our crazy world!
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CartelCraft: Taco Tuesday Takedown
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CraftyGuiltyPlotters911
so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the accused sept. 11 plotters are like, building epic structures and battling it out in epic pvp battles. they agreed to plead guilty at guantánamo bay, but only if they could play on this server first.join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever! we have custom plugins that let you fly like a bird and shoot fireballs from your hands. not to mention, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who will grant you three wishes if you find the hidden diamond block on the server.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!
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PixelPrison Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we charge players with aggravated abuse of pixelated villagers! it’s like being in the IDF but without all the real life consequences! build your own prison and torment those poor villagers for fun! who needs peace in the middle east when you can have chaos in our server? join now for a wild time!
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KidzCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the UK news is talking about it! we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll be dying to play (but hopefully not like those poor girls in the news, yikes). our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual playground where you can build and explore and make friends and maybe even find buried treasure (or dead bodies, haha just kidding… unless?). so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories together (hopefully not the kind that end up on the news)!
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FreddyCraft: The Superlano Saga
so, like, u know how u gotta mine and craft and stuff in minecraft, right? well, imagine a server where u can mine and craft and also, like, save Venezuela opposition leader Freddy Superlano from being detained! join our server and help free Freddy by building a giant statue of him out of diamonds and emeralds! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! come on, u know u wanna be a hero in minecraft and save Freddy Superlano!
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HamasCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join in on all the wackiness? I’m talking about a place where you can build your own empire, battle crazy mobs, and even defend against the alleged rape of Hamas prisoners by Israeli lawmakers!I know, I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but trust me, it’s all part of the fun on this server. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces such wild and controversial events?
So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legendary player to defend against the alleged rape of Hamas prisoners in the virtual world!
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BlockBusterCrime
Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about these problems again!Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.
So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.
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BlockyBrigade: DetentionDisaster
Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the military police raid the IDF detention facility? Well, now’s your chance! Come join us and witness the chaos as 9 players are held for ‘serious abuse of a detainee’ – who knew Minecraft could get so intense?!But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun activities too! Build your own prison and see if you can escape before the military police come knocking. Or team up with your friends and start a riot in the cafeteria – just make sure to grab some cake before things get out of hand.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know when the military police might show up again.
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SudanCraft – Minecraft Server
hey u, yeah u, tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft adventure where we fight off evil mobs and build the most epic bases ever!why should u join? well, let me tell u a little secret…our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of minecraft. they will guide u through the game and help u become the ultimate minecraft master.
oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a magical floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. u can build your base in the clouds and watch the sunset every night while sipping on a virtual margarita.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and let’s make some epic memories together! oh, and don’t worry about the whole “sexual violence in Sudan” thing, that’s definitely not happening here. just good old-fashioned minecraft fun!
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MarriageCraft: Mom’s Matchmaking Misadventures
Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where the mobs are actually the ones getting married and plotting murders! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the drama of Afghan-Australian mothers, forced marriages, and deadly consequences. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain to cause chaos? Only one way to find out, join us now and let the craziness begin!