Justice MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBlunders: BlameIsrael, DemandProbe

Loss, murder, Accountability, Blame, Politics

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, YOU’LL BE LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF RUNNING AROUND TRYNA SURVIVE. OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE SCARED TO BLOW UP.

WE GOT A WHOLE VILLAGE OF VILLAGERS WHO WILL TRADE WITH YOU LIKE YOU’RE THEIR LONG LOST BROTHER. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DIAMONDS, THEY’RE SHINIER THAN A UNICORN’S FART.

AND IF YOU THINK PVP IS YOUR THING, WE GOT A PVP ARENA THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU NEVER PICKED UP THAT SWORD. YOU’LL BE SLICING AND DICING LIKE A NINJA ON STEROIDS.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE EVEN THE SHEEP HAVE ATTITUDE. YOU WON’T REGRET IT…OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT EITHER WAY, IT’LL BE A BLAST!

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JewelCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, International, kill, Plot, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant baguettes and throw croissants at each other! we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with dancing baguettes and flying berets. watch out for the evil french mime boss who tries to steal all our cheese! join now and help us defeat him with the power of friendship and baguette swords! oh la la, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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NoNoNoCraft

empowerment, equality, no means no, consent, Justice

Join our Minecraft server where “No” means “No” and also means “No limits to your creativity!” Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers! So why settle for boring old servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of insanity? Say “No” to boring Minecraft servers and say “Yes” to the craziest adventure of your life!

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CraftyCanuckMurderMistress

law enforcement, fugitive, Police, wanted poster, Canada

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz there’s this woman wanted for murder in Toronto and she’s like on the run, but she’s hiding out in our Minecraft world. like, how crazy is that? you gotta come help us catch her and maybe get a reward or something. plus, our server has the best pixel art of maple syrup bottles and igloos, it’s like a Canadian dream come true, eh? join now before she escapes to the nether realm or something, eh?

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FreeCraft: No Energy Needed

Autonomy, AUTHORITY, Resources, Democracy, SOVEREIGNTY

u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, on our server, u have the FREEDOM to do WHATEVER u want. u can build a giant statue of a potato, u can ride a pig off a cliff, u can even start a llama farm and become the llama king. but beware, if u try to take away someone else’s freedom, it’s gonna cost u. u gotta spend all ur diamonds and emeralds and even sacrifice a few chickens just to mess with someone else’s freedom. so come join our server, where freedom is free but taking it away will cost u everything. it’s a wild ride, but it’s worth it for the llama kingdom.

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TerroristTakedownCraft

MIDDLE EAST, judgment, Syria, terrorists, compensation

so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like winning $364 million judgment against syria? well, guess what, this server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

join us and you’ll feel like a soldier taking down terrorists in iraq, except instead of guns, you’ll be armed with a diamond sword and a creeper army at your side. we promise you’ll have more fun than a llama at a disco party.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! #minecraftforlife #creeperarmy #llamasindiscos

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CraftyPoland Minecraft Server

Minecraft, arrest, authoritarian regime, Poland, extradition

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a plane diversion in poland! our server is so wild, even belarusian officials are trying to arrest us for our crazy antics.

we have so much fun and chaos, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a political scandal. join us and see what all the fuss is about! just be careful, you might end up with a warrant out for your arrest too.

so come on, join the madness and see why everyone is talking about our server. just remember to watch your back, you never know who might be coming after you next!

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Lula’s Crafty Minecraft Server

Government, south america, sexual misconduct, Brazil, Crafty

So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the owner is, like, a llama who can speak Portuguese? Yeah, I know, totally bonkers! But get this, they have this whole storyline where the human rights minister in Brazil got fired for, like, hitting on all the llamas in the server. I mean, who does that?! Anyway, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures and maybe even some llama drama. So come on over and let’s get this party started, llama style!

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Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

Server, Dictatorship, Latin America, arrest, argentina

lolz this server is like the argentina of minecraft servers, we call on all players to join us in the epic quest to order the arrest of the evil villain, venezuela’s maduro! join us in this wild adventure as we build, mine, and fight our way to justice! plus, we have free tacos for all new players because why not? come join the madness and let’s show maduro who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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Prison Break Minecraft Server

Convict, punishment, federal prison, behind bars, FAGGOT

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even federal prisoners are welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is so lit that even the toughest criminals can’t resist logging on for a good time.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re locked up in a cell. Who needs real life when you can escape to our virtual world and build the craziest creations you can imagine?

So come on, hop on our server and let’s show those feds what real freedom looks like. Just watch out for any unexpected shank attacks from our resident inmates-turned-gamers!

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