lol join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where the ICJ refuses SA request to delay date to submit evidence of alleged genocide in Gaza like what even is that amirite? on our server, we have pigs that can fly and cows that tell jokes, it’s a real hoot! plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but shh don’t tell anyone! come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even getting the ICJ to delay their submission deadlines, because why not?
GazaGenocideGoneWrong
NavalnyCraft: Extremist Lawyers on Trial
yo, so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where three Navalny lawyers are on trial in Russia for ‘extremism’ but instead of that, you can join our server and build epic castles and battle dragons and stuff. like, who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama, amirite? join now and be a part of the most lit minecraft server ever, where the only extremism you’ll find is extreme fun!BlenderCraft: Miss Switzerland Edition
join our epic minecraft server where we have a player who survived being pureed in a blender by her husband!!! come see kristina joksimovic in all her blended glory as she builds amazing structures with her blender hands. watch out for her smoothie attacks, they’re deadly! join now for a chance to witness this insane story unfold in the virtual world of minecraft!KidRescueCraft
hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the server where malaysian police rescue over 400 allegedly abused children from welfare homes in two states! why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret – those children were actually being held captive by evil mobs in the game! join us and help save them, while also building epic structures and battling crazy creatures! trust me, u won’t regret it! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life!PeruCraft: Fujimori’s Revenge
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN ALBERTO FUJIMORI AT A CORRUPTION PARTY!WE HAVE SO MANY WACKY MINIGAMES LIKE “HIDE AND SEEK WITH A TWIST” WHERE YOU HAVE TO FIND THE HIDDEN PLAYERS BUT THEY’RE DISGUISED AS LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS!
ALSO, OUR SURVIVAL WORLD IS LIKE NO OTHER, FILLED WITH SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS AND TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD!
PLUS, OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE EPIC, YOU’LL BE BUILDING A GIANT LLAMA RIDING A RAINBOW INTO SPACE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH FLYING PIGS!
SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL MAKE YOU FORGET ALL ABOUT ALBERTO FUJIMORI AND HIS SHENANIGANS!
VerdictCraft: 137k Crimes Minecraft Server
so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.
KarmaCraft: Instant Justice
Have you ever seen someone try to grief a Minecraft server, only to have their entire house turn into a giant pile of TNT and blow up in their face? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable karma and hilarious shenanigans. Who knows, you might even witness a player who tried to steal diamonds only to have them turn into worthless dirt in their inventory. Don’t miss out on the chaos and come join us today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!ElectoralCraftMexico
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the judges have to run for election? well, guess what, u found it! join our server for some wacky democracy where u can vote for the judge who will decide if u get banned or not. it’s like playing minecraft and running for president at the same time. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite? come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a revolution against the judge who keeps banning u for building too many giant statues of chickens. let’s make minecraft great again!BatmansPhoneSnoopMinecraftSMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the secrets of Batman’s phone! Rumor has it that he has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden in his contacts list. But be careful, the Joker might be lurking around trying to steal it all for himself!Not only that, but we also have a hidden underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance the cha-cha.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!
UnprovokedCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that shoot lasers out of their udders!one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the macarena. it was so epic, even the creepers were clapping along!
we have epic battles where players ride giant squids into battle against armies of evil villagers. the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!
our community is so friendly, even the zombies stop to say hello before trying to eat your brains.
so come join us on our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity)!