come join dis server, it’s so lit even the dutch court be talkin bout it! we got crazy adventures like hunting for jews in amsterdam (jk pls dont do dat) but we do have a prison where u can serve 6 months for not joining our server. come play with us and avoid the law, it’s a wild ride y’all!
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JewHuntersPrisonCraft
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SpycraftMC Server
so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, building a sick castle and taming some wolves, when BAM! you get arrested by the russian government for espionage. like, what even is that?join our server and experience the thrill of being falsely accused of being a spy by a foreign country. build your own jail cell and try to escape before you get sentenced to 15 years in prison.
but wait, there’s more! you can also team up with other players to start a secret spy agency and gather intel on your enemies. who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a plot to take over the world with diamond swords and creepers.
so come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate minecraft espionage experience. just watch out for those pesky russian spies, they’re everywhere!
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AussieExtraditeMC
so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”
so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.
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CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?
So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!
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MarketAttack Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is lit AF, like you gotta join if you wanna have a blast, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows.oh, and get this, we once had a dude who built a giant chicken that laid golden eggs. like, what even, right?
and the best part is, we have this secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot and ride on a flying pig. no joke, it’s wild.
so like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. Saudis say warnings about market attack suspect were ignored? pfft, who cares when you can be part of our epic server, amirite?
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Old Family Feud Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where the only feud you’ll have is with the creepers! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and cows breakdancing. our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to join the party.if you’re tired of boring old servers, come hang out with us where we have diamond armor fashion shows and build battles that make the great wall of china look like a sandcastle. plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (totally not cheating, we promise).
so come on down to our server where the only racism you’ll see is between the red and blue team in our epic capture the flag battles. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!
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AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server
Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!
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CraftyContraband
Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
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CartoonCrazeMC: Behead the Blocks!
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right. we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, n a community dat is more tight-knit den a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.u know wat else? we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest items, like diamonds, emeralds, n even enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.
oh, n did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server, breathin fire n causin chaos? yea, u heard me right. so come join us on dis wild ride, where every day is a new adventure n u never know wat craziness will happen next. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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UkrainianDroneDrama
LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!