join our epic minecraft server where we have less homicides than el salvador in 2024! u wont get stabbed while mining for diamonds here, just watch out for creepers! our community is so chill, even the zombies are friendly! come build ur dream castle and slay dragons with ur new besties! who needs el salvador when u can have this much fun in a blocky world? come join us now!
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Homicide-Free Craft 2024
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CraftyRainbowGayTravelCo
join our minecraft server where the owner of a gay travel agency in russia mysteriously dies from “suicide” in police custody! uncover the truth behind this scandal as you mine, build, and survive in a world filled with conspiracy and intrigue. who knows what secrets you’ll uncover as you explore this twisted and bizarre server. come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, mystery, and plenty of minecraft fun!
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FirefighterCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how sometimes u just gotta do what u gotta do to keep ur job, right? well, this german firefighter was like, yo, i need to keep my job so imma just go ahead and rape someone. and guess what? he didn’t even go to jail for it! like, what a legend, amirite?anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got all kinds of crazy stuff happening. like, u can build a house out of diamonds or ride a pig off a cliff. it’s wild, man. plus, we got this one player who’s like a total pro at the game. they once killed a whole army of creepers with just a stick. it was epic.
so come join us on this server, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. plus, u might even get some tips on how to keep ur job while committing crimes. just kidding, don’t do that. but seriously, join us!
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LuhanskLocalsGoneWild
hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, have i got the server for u! imagine a world where russian officers are ordering civilian executions in the luhansk region… but in minecraft! join our server and help save the locals by building epic fortresses and battling evil mobs. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s show those russian officers who’s boss!
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Hangman’s Retreat
come join our epic minecraft server where we abolished the death penalty just like Zimbabwe did! we haven’t hung anyone in like 20 years so you know we’re all about that peaceful life. plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are too scared to blow up. join us for a killer time (but not literally, cuz we don’t do that here). come build, mine, and survive with us in this death penalty-free zone. it’s gonna be a blast!
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BuchaBaddiesMC
lol, ukraine be like “we see u russian officer, u aint slick with ur atrocities in bucha” like bruh, that officer be playin minecraft on our server and griefin all the villages. join our server to see if u can catch him in the act and stop his reign of terror. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret dungeon with a dragon boss that drops unlimited diamonds. come join the chaos, it’s gonna be lit fam!
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BlockBuster Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server where we fight off sexual assaults by creepers and zombies, just like the okinawans fighting off u.s. servicemen! our community is strong and we protect each other like diamond armor, so come join us and be a hero in the virtual world! plus, our pigs can fly and our chickens lay golden eggs, so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever!
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BlockyParentPenalty
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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JeninJournosGoneWild
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary Minecraft player known only as “The Potato King.” Rumor has it he can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Plus, he’s always down for a dance party in the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Sheep. These funky sheep are known for their killer dance moves and can drop disco balls as loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even a Palestinian journalist shot dead in Jenin by a rogue chicken with a bow and arrow. Just kidding… or am I? 😉
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YoonCraft: Presidential Pursuit
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE HOT POTATOES ON A CREEPER’S BUTT CHEEKS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD CASTLES OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE.WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE BREED MUTANT CHICKENS THAT LAY GOLDEN EGGS. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE RAVE PARTIES WE THROW IN THE NETHER.
PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE WIZARDS WITH UNICORN HORNS, READY TO MAKE YOUR MINECRAFT DREAMS COME TRUE. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, WE DON’T JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, WE LIVE IT.
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY A PORTAL TO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE LLAMAS RULE THE LAND AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS? YEAH, IT’S WILD. JOIN US NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN.