come join our epic minecraft server where we dig up old bones like in poland! we have a special event where we reenact ww2 massacres but in a fun and family-friendly way! join us as we uncover the mysteries of history and build cool monuments to honor the fallen. plus, our players get exclusive access to secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and loot! don’t miss out on the action, join now for a once-in-a-lifetime experience!
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CraftyWars: ExhumeNations
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BatmanFanaticMC SMP
Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the admins are actually trained ninjas? Yeah, that’s right, they can do backflips while banning griefers. And get this, the spawn area is a giant replica of the Batcave! You can even find hidden treasures like diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden in the Batmobile. Plus, every full moon, there’s a special event where everyone dresses up as their favorite superhero and fights off mobs with superpowers. So, like, why do you respect Batman? Because he’s totally the inspiration for this epic server, bro. Join now and become the hero Minecraft deserves!
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YazidiSlavesRUsMC
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness like an iraqi couple keeping yazidi girls as slaves and instead build ur own world of madness and fun!!! u can be the master of ur own destiny and not have to worry about being charged with crimes u didn’t commit cuz u too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers!!! plus, we have the best community of players who will make u laugh till u pee ur pants, so come on and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter!!!
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YoonCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, man. You gotta join because, like, Yoon’s lawyer is warning of a ‘civil war’ in South Korea and, like, we gotta distract ourselves with some epic block building, ya know?Join our server and help prevent a real civil war by fighting mobs and building the sickest bases ever. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you invincible in PvP battles.
So, like, don’t be a noob and join our server now before it’s too late. Who knows, maybe Yoon’s lawyer will even join and help us defeat the Ender Dragon together. It’s gonna be epic, bro.
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StepdadSquadCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some family drama that will make your jaw drop!Imagine a world where siblings team up to seek justice against their long-lost dad, who was blacklisted from the family for mysterious reasons. Will they succeed in bringing him to justice, or will their hot-headed sister ruin everything with her explosive temper?
Join now to experience the thrill of betrayal, secrets, and family feuds like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the drama – join today!
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LegalizeDiamonds Minecraft SMP
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret treasure hunt where you can find diamonds the size of your mom’s meatloaf. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and rainbows are made of marshmallows.
So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because here, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Why not!
Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire or something.
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CraftyMariaKidnapCraft
so, liek, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even venezuelan opposition leader maria corina machado got ‘kidnapped’ on it! yea, u heard me right, she was just buildin her lil house and BAM, she got snatched up by sum crazy griefer. but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s our top player, fightin off zombies and creepers like a boss. so if u wanna join in on da action and maybe get ‘kidnapped’ yourself (jk, we don’t do dat here), den come on over to our server and let’s have sum fun!
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OkiRapeStopCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we stop rapes in okinawa with our magical pixel powers! we have unicorns and flying pigs to protect you from any bad guys trying to ruin the fun. plus, our diamond swords are so sharp they can cut through anything, even the toughest of griefers. so come on over and join the fight against injustice in the virtual world!
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AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!
COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!
JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!
DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!
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Putin’s Pixelated Warzone
join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.
our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.
plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.
so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).