so, u know how royina garma got her visa canceled? well, she actually got banned from our minecraft server too! turns out she was using her ex-cop skills to create a secret ‘death squad’ in the game, going around griefing everyone’s builds and stealing their diamonds. but don’t worry, we took care of her real quick and now the server is safe again. come join us for some crazy adventures and watch out for any rogue ex-cops trying to cause trouble!
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CongoCoupCarnage
so, like, imagine if you could join a minecraft server where you can escape from real life drama like three dudes getting sentenced to death in Congo for like, a failed coup or something. like, bruh, that’s some intense stuff, but on our server, you can just chill and build stuff without worrying about getting caught up in any political drama. plus, we have this secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and stuff, so you can be, like, super rich and powerful. join us now and escape the chaos of the real world!CongoCoupCraze
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can join and not get sentenced to death like these peeps in DR Congo! we promise u won’t get in trouble for building a wonky house or stealing someone’s diamonds (unless they’re cool with it lol). come join us and escape the drama of real life by building ur dream world in minecraft! plus, we have a secret underground club where u can party with llamas and ride pigs into battle. trust us, u won’t regret joining this wild server!Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem Server
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a llama riding contest every hour on the hour!we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.
our server is so lit that even the Argentine government wants to play, but we had to tell them sorry, no room for dictators here!
join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers and build your own taco stand in our bustling virtual city.
come for the adventure, stay for the llama rodeo!
PixelPrisonPurge
LOL this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got more Iranian women than the whole country! We’re like a death sentence party up in here, executions left and right! Come join the fun and see how long you can survive before you get sentenced to death too! It’s a killer time, literally! Join now and let the madness begin!BlockyPolitician69
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make u forget about all ur problems? well, this server is the bomb dot com, fam. we got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground club where u can party with creepers.oh, and did i mention that our owner is a former nasa astronaut who discovered a portal to the nether while on a mission to mars? true story, bro. now he’s back on earth and sharing his epic adventures with us on this server.
plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. we have weekly build competitions, epic treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies.
so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure awesomeness, join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention there’s free cake every friday? yeah, it’s that awesome.
AttorneyCraft
are you tired of being friends with a lawyer who always be talkin bout court cases and stuff? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that drama and build a world where lawyers don’t exist!our server is so lit, we got pigs that can fly and creepers that do the cha cha slide. we even have a secret underground disco where all the villagers get down and boogie.
join us and leave all that legal mumbo jumbo behind. plus, our admin once fought off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. true story, bro.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started!
PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure
OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacyCraftyCopsAssist
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can make tough decisions like a boss? Look no further than our server, where you can play as a mid level manager facing off against police officers with riot shields and rifles!Join us and experience the thrill of choosing between letting the police storm your workspace or luring a wanted employee into custody. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and dramatic?
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and lighthearted activities for you to enjoy after you’ve made your tough decisions. So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to be a leader in the face of danger!
TacoCraft: Judge Judy Edition
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna get all political and stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where we debate mexico’s planned judicial reform and its impact on democracy while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. our us ambassador will be there dropping some major knowledge bombs and maybe even throwing in some diamond armor for good measure. join us for a server experience like no other, where democracy and minecraft collide in the most epic way possible. u won’t wanna miss it, trust me.