so, there’s this dude, Evan Gershkovich, right? he’s a reporter for some fancy newspaper or whatever. but get this, he gets accused of espionage by a russian court. like, what even is that? the US is all like, “nah, bro, that’s a sham, don’t believe it.” but like, who knows what’s really going on, right?
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now she’s all up in the constitutional court, fighting for her right to wear her headscarf and be a judge and stuff. it’s like a whole drama going down, man.
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