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DuterteCraft Minecraft Server
lol join our minecraft server cuz we got ex-president Rodrigo Duterte getting arrested for crimes against humanity! like, who else can say they have that on their server? come build with us and maybe you’ll witness some crazy political drama unfold right before your eyes. plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle it out with corrupt politicians and save the day. join now for a wild ride you won’t find anywhere else! -
CraftyCIAAgent Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where former CIA officer turned minecraft pro is building a secret spy base to take over the world! he’s got a secret underground lab where he experiments on unsuspecting players, turning them into mutant creatures with super powers! join now to be a part of his evil plan to dominate the minecraft universe and become a powerful minion in his army of chaos! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! don’t miss out on the fun and madness, join now! -
CraftyMedicRage
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more chaos than a worldwide protest over a trainee medic’s rape and murder in India! we got crazier shenanigans than a llama riding a pig while juggling creepers! join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT! you won’t regret it, unless you do, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster! -
MileiCraft: Justice for ’94 Bombing
come join our minecraft server where we fight for justice like Milei in Argentina! we may not be solving real crimes but we sure are solving the mystery of who keeps stealing all the diamonds in our server! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the 1994 bombing of the Jewish community center…or not, who knows, anything can happen in our wacky world of minecraft! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! -
Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition
Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.
But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
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PolUkr Security Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where poland and ukraine have signed a security agreement to protect our precious diamonds and gold! we have epic battles and crazy adventures where you can ride pigs into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while wearing a chicken suit! join now and be part of the most epic alliance in minecraft history! also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, but shh, it’s a secret! so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! -
FarRightCraft: Le Pen’s Takeover
come join our epic minecraft server where Le Pen’s National Rally is taking control of the far-right Patriots in the EU Parliament! our server is like a political battleground, but with pixelated blocks and creepers! join us for some intense debates and build your own political empire in the virtual world! who needs real-life politics when you can rule over a kingdom of blocks and mobs? plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of the leaderboard, you’ll unlock secret powers to control the minds of all the players on the server! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that! -
AquaticCraft
so, like, you ever wonder what dolphins think of our planet? they probably call it Water, man. like, they’re always swimming around in it, so it makes sense, right? but anyway, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s as cool as dolphins, you gotta join ours.we got so much cool stuff, like, you can ride on a llama while shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. and, like, if you find a secret hidden chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. not even kidding, man.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, they crash-landed on earth and decided to start a minecraft server because they thought it would be fun. so, like, if you want to play minecraft with aliens, you gotta join our server.
plus, we have this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. it’s got glow-in-the-dark sheep and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it’s, like, the best party in the whole minecraft universe.
so, like, if you want to have a blast and make friends with aliens and dolphins, join our server. it’s gonna be, like, totally out of this world, man.
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MicrobeCraft: MIT Edition
so, u know how u always worry bout ur lil microbes gettin hurt in extreme conditions? well, u dont gotta stress no more cuz we got u covered on our minecraft server! our team of MIT engineers done figured out a way to protect them lil guys so they can thrive and survive in any crazy environment u throw at em. join us and watch as ur microbes conquer the world, one block at a time. come on, u know u wanna see what these tiny warriors can do!